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[00:00.000] 作词 : Robert Joseph Lopez
[00:00.525] 作曲 : Matthew E Stone
[00:01.050]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the lord said into the Nephites,
看，主对尼腓人说： [00:05.672]"I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
“我知道你们因为艾病之类的事情感到沮丧......” [00:12.007]but there's an answer in Christ."
“但这些都能在基督这儿得到解决。” [00:16.225]NABULUNGI: You see? This book can help us!
你们听到了吧？这本书确实能帮助到咱们！ [00:20.724]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
我刚刚撒了个谎 [00:24.300]No, wait. I didn't lie. I just use my imagination.
不，等下，我没撒谎。我只是发挥了一下自己的想象力 [00:31.672]And it worked!
而且有效果啊！ [00:33.747]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again,Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [00:36.006]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
但是这样有用啊，老爸！ [00:37.051]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're streching the truth again and you know it-
你知道自己又在信口雌黄了—— [00:40.322]JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
阿诺德，别做个胡言乱语的疯子 [00:42.587]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith?
约瑟夫·史密斯？ [00:43.746]SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie!
因为谎言就是谎言！ [00:45.645]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie!
这不是谎言！ [00:46.957]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [00:49.147]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
哦，天地良心！ [00:50.333]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
你摘取圣言却添油加醋 [00:53.340]Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
阿诺德，你接下来说话要注意了 [00:56.134]When you fib, there's a price.
撒谎可是要付出代价的 [01:00.429]MIDDALA: Nah, this is bullshit!
啊，净扯犊子！ [01:02.765]The story I've been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin.
别人和我说治好艾Z的方法就是去和处女睡觉 [01:08.200]I'm going to go and rape a baby.
我现在就要去找个婴儿来强 [01:10.687]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
啥？我的天！不！你不能这么做！不行！ [01:13.599]MIDDALA: Why not?
为什么不行？ [01:14.430]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is definitely against God's will!
因为这完完全全与上帝的意志相悖！ [01:16.738]MIDDALA: Says who?
谁说的？ [01:17.900]Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby? Huh?
你那本书哪里讲过和婴儿睡觉的事了？嗯？ [01:23.019]Nowhere!
没有！ [01:26.182]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh...Behold!
呃……等下！ [01:27.737]The lord said to the Mormon prephet Joseph Smith,
主对摩门先知约瑟夫·史密斯说： [01:30.037]"You Shall NOT have sex with that infant!"
“你不可与那个婴儿发生关系！” [01:34.331]Lo! Joseph said,"Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
看！约瑟夫说：“为什么不可以，主？嗯？为什么？” [01:39.105]The Lord said,
主说： [01:40.000]"If you lay with that infant, you shall... burn in the fiery pits of Modor!"
“若你与那个婴儿发生关系，你将被置于摩多火坑之中焚烧！”【摩多是指环王中黑暗魔君索伦的据点】 [01:49.921]MIDDALA: Really?
真的假的？ [01:51.474]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-huh. Uh-huh."A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
嗯哼，嗯哼。“一个婴儿是治不好你的病的，约瑟夫·史密斯 [01:58.328]I shall give onto you... a... a frog!"
我会赐予你……一只……一只青蛙！” [02:02.069]And thus, Joseph laid with that frog and his AIDS was no more!
所以，约瑟夫和那只青蛙睡了，他的艾Z就彻底好了！ [02:07.940]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again,Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [02:10.956]You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus.
你随随便便就曲解了耶稣的话 [02:14.214]HOBBITS: You can't just say what you want, Arnold.
阿诺德，你不能想到什么就说什么 [02:16.340]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: C' mon Hobbits!
得了得了，霍比特人！ [02:17.567]ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole.
你这是在给自己挖坑啊 [02:20.429]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again, kind of.
我是又编了一点点啦 [02:23.604]But this time it's helping a dozen people!
但是这次能帮到不少人！ [02:27.140]There's nothing so bad because this time,
没什么大不了的，因为这次 [02:29.730]I'm not committing a sin just by making up again, right?
我没有单单因为撒谎就违背教规，是吧？ [02:33.880]ALL: NO!
不！ [02:34.670]NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
坎宁汉长老，你一定要阻止他！ [02:36.702]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What it is?
什么？怎么回事？ [02:37.420]NABULUNGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's clitoris
Gotswana要对他的女儿实施割礼！ [02:40.477]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh???
啊？？？ [02:41.144]GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting.
你说的东西是很有意思 [02:42.811]But the women have to be circumcised if what the general wants.
但是只要将军一声令下，女人就得接受割礼！ [02:46.330]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
不，不，对女士做那种事完完全全是违抗主的意愿的！ [02:49.757]GOTSWANA: How do you know? Christ never say nothing about no bullshit!
你怎么知道？基督从来没讲过什么关于阴D的话！ [02:53.482]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Yes, yes he did!
不，不，他说过的！！ [02:58.600]In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's clitoris
在古纽约，三个男人正要对一个摩门女子实施割礼 [03:03.370]But right before they did, Jesus had... Boba Fett turn them into frogs!
但是在他们下手之前，耶稣让……波巴·费特把他们都变成了青蛙！【波巴·费特是星球大战中赏金猎人詹戈·费特的儿子】 [03:09.619]GOTSWANA: Frogs?
青蛙？ [03:11.341]ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith
你的意思是那种被约瑟夫·史密斯艹过的那种青蛙？ [03:14.873]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like those frogs!
对！没错！就是那种青蛙！ [03:20.000]For the clitoris is the holy amongst all things, said he
因为阴D是世界上最神圣的东西，主如是说！ [03:24.297]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [03:26.945](UGANDANS: We're learning the truth!)
（我们了解到了真相啊！） [03:27.740]CHORUS: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
你摘出圣言却添油加醋 [03:30.441](UGANDANS: The truth about God!)
（关于上帝的真相！） [03:31.176]CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
阿诺德，你接下来说话可要注意了 [03:33.066](UGANDANS: We're going to paradise.)
（我们会上天堂！） [03:34.327]CHORUS: When you fib there's a price.
撒谎可是要付出代价的 [03:37.405]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
谁能想到我能有这般魅力？ [03:40.520]Who'd believe I could man up this much?
谁能想到我能如此雄起？ [03:43.756]I'm talking, they're listening.
我在说，他们在听， [03:45.081]My stories are glistening.
我的故事熠熠生辉 [03:46.858]I'm gonna save them all with this stuff.
我会用这些鬼话拯救他们！ [03:50.287]You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [03:52.705](UGANDANS: Elder prophet man!)
（先知长老啊！） [03:54.000]You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在信口开河了 [03:55.949](UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!)
（神圣的先知！） [03:57.085]You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡说八道了 [03:59.277](UGANDANS: Our savior!)
（咱们的救星！） [04:00.320]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You're making things up again...
你又在胡编乱造了…… [04:02.738]MASTER YODA: Hmmm, up again making things you are-
胡造乱编了又你在！【尤达大师说话句式多为倒装】 [04:06.218]ELDER CUNNINGHAM:... Arnold!
……阿诺德！
看，主对尼腓人说： [00:05.672]"I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
“我知道你们因为艾病之类的事情感到沮丧......” [00:12.007]but there's an answer in Christ."
“但这些都能在基督这儿得到解决。” [00:16.225]NABULUNGI: You see? This book can help us!
你们听到了吧？这本书确实能帮助到咱们！ [00:20.724]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
我刚刚撒了个谎 [00:24.300]No, wait. I didn't lie. I just use my imagination.
不，等下，我没撒谎。我只是发挥了一下自己的想象力 [00:31.672]And it worked!
而且有效果啊！ [00:33.747]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again,Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [00:36.006]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
但是这样有用啊，老爸！ [00:37.051]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're streching the truth again and you know it-
你知道自己又在信口雌黄了—— [00:40.322]JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
阿诺德，别做个胡言乱语的疯子 [00:42.587]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith?
约瑟夫·史密斯？ [00:43.746]SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie!
因为谎言就是谎言！ [00:45.645]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie!
这不是谎言！ [00:46.957]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [00:49.147]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
哦，天地良心！ [00:50.333]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
你摘取圣言却添油加醋 [00:53.340]Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
阿诺德，你接下来说话要注意了 [00:56.134]When you fib, there's a price.
撒谎可是要付出代价的 [01:00.429]MIDDALA: Nah, this is bullshit!
啊，净扯犊子！ [01:02.765]The story I've been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin.
别人和我说治好艾Z的方法就是去和处女睡觉 [01:08.200]I'm going to go and rape a baby.
我现在就要去找个婴儿来强 [01:10.687]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
啥？我的天！不！你不能这么做！不行！ [01:13.599]MIDDALA: Why not?
为什么不行？ [01:14.430]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is definitely against God's will!
因为这完完全全与上帝的意志相悖！ [01:16.738]MIDDALA: Says who?
谁说的？ [01:17.900]Where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby? Huh?
你那本书哪里讲过和婴儿睡觉的事了？嗯？ [01:23.019]Nowhere!
没有！ [01:26.182]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh...Behold!
呃……等下！ [01:27.737]The lord said to the Mormon prephet Joseph Smith,
主对摩门先知约瑟夫·史密斯说： [01:30.037]"You Shall NOT have sex with that infant!"
“你不可与那个婴儿发生关系！” [01:34.331]Lo! Joseph said,"Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
看！约瑟夫说：“为什么不可以，主？嗯？为什么？” [01:39.105]The Lord said,
主说： [01:40.000]"If you lay with that infant, you shall... burn in the fiery pits of Modor!"
“若你与那个婴儿发生关系，你将被置于摩多火坑之中焚烧！”【摩多是指环王中黑暗魔君索伦的据点】 [01:49.921]MIDDALA: Really?
真的假的？ [01:51.474]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-huh. Uh-huh."A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
嗯哼，嗯哼。“一个婴儿是治不好你的病的，约瑟夫·史密斯 [01:58.328]I shall give onto you... a... a frog!"
我会赐予你……一只……一只青蛙！” [02:02.069]And thus, Joseph laid with that frog and his AIDS was no more!
所以，约瑟夫和那只青蛙睡了，他的艾Z就彻底好了！ [02:07.940]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again,Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [02:10.956]You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus.
你随随便便就曲解了耶稣的话 [02:14.214]HOBBITS: You can't just say what you want, Arnold.
阿诺德，你不能想到什么就说什么 [02:16.340]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: C' mon Hobbits!
得了得了，霍比特人！ [02:17.567]ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole.
你这是在给自己挖坑啊 [02:20.429]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again, kind of.
我是又编了一点点啦 [02:23.604]But this time it's helping a dozen people!
但是这次能帮到不少人！ [02:27.140]There's nothing so bad because this time,
没什么大不了的，因为这次 [02:29.730]I'm not committing a sin just by making up again, right?
我没有单单因为撒谎就违背教规，是吧？ [02:33.880]ALL: NO!
不！ [02:34.670]NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
坎宁汉长老，你一定要阻止他！ [02:36.702]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What it is?
什么？怎么回事？ [02:37.420]NABULUNGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's clitoris
Gotswana要对他的女儿实施割礼！ [02:40.477]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh???
啊？？？ [02:41.144]GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting.
你说的东西是很有意思 [02:42.811]But the women have to be circumcised if what the general wants.
但是只要将军一声令下，女人就得接受割礼！ [02:46.330]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
不，不，对女士做那种事完完全全是违抗主的意愿的！ [02:49.757]GOTSWANA: How do you know? Christ never say nothing about no bullshit!
你怎么知道？基督从来没讲过什么关于阴D的话！ [02:53.482]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Yes, yes he did!
不，不，他说过的！！ [02:58.600]In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's clitoris
在古纽约，三个男人正要对一个摩门女子实施割礼 [03:03.370]But right before they did, Jesus had... Boba Fett turn them into frogs!
但是在他们下手之前，耶稣让……波巴·费特把他们都变成了青蛙！【波巴·费特是星球大战中赏金猎人詹戈·费特的儿子】 [03:09.619]GOTSWANA: Frogs?
青蛙？ [03:11.341]ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith
你的意思是那种被约瑟夫·史密斯艹过的那种青蛙？ [03:14.873]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like those frogs!
对！没错！就是那种青蛙！ [03:20.000]For the clitoris is the holy amongst all things, said he
因为阴D是世界上最神圣的东西，主如是说！ [03:24.297]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [03:26.945](UGANDANS: We're learning the truth!)
（我们了解到了真相啊！） [03:27.740]CHORUS: You're taking the holy word and adding fiction.
你摘出圣言却添油加醋 [03:30.441](UGANDANS: The truth about God!)
（关于上帝的真相！） [03:31.176]CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
阿诺德，你接下来说话可要注意了 [03:33.066](UGANDANS: We're going to paradise.)
（我们会上天堂！） [03:34.327]CHORUS: When you fib there's a price.
撒谎可是要付出代价的 [03:37.405]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
谁能想到我能有这般魅力？ [03:40.520]Who'd believe I could man up this much?
谁能想到我能如此雄起？ [03:43.756]I'm talking, they're listening.
我在说，他们在听， [03:45.081]My stories are glistening.
我的故事熠熠生辉 [03:46.858]I'm gonna save them all with this stuff.
我会用这些鬼话拯救他们！ [03:50.287]You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡编乱造了 [03:52.705](UGANDANS: Elder prophet man!)
（先知长老啊！） [03:54.000]You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在信口开河了 [03:55.949](UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!)
（神圣的先知！） [03:57.085]You're making things up again, Arnold.
阿诺德，你又在胡说八道了 [03:59.277](UGANDANS: Our savior!)
（咱们的救星！） [04:00.320]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You're making things up again...
你又在胡编乱造了…… [04:02.738]MASTER YODA: Hmmm, up again making things you are-
胡造乱编了又你在！【尤达大师说话句式多为倒装】 [04:06.218]ELDER CUNNINGHAM:... Arnold!
……阿诺德！