Macavity - The Mystery Cat (Live)-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[00:00.24] Macavity! Macavity's a mystery cat [00:13.38] He's called the Hidden Paw [00:16.05] For he's a master criminal who can defy the law [00:21.18] He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard [00:24.39] The Flying Squad's despair [00:27.06] For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there! [00:44.70] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [00:49.23] He's broken every human law [00:52.02] He breaks the law of gravity [00:57.09] His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare [01:00.48] And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there! [01:05.49] You may seek him in the basement [01:08.94] You may look up in the air [01:11.85] But I tell you once and once again [01:14.49] Macavity's not there! [01:18.60] Macavity's a ginger cat [01:20.31] He's very tall and thin [01:22.68] You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in [01:28.26] His brow is deeply lined in thought [01:31.14] His head is highly domed [01:33.78] His coat is dusty from neglect [01:36.63] His whiskers are uncombed [01:39.21] He sways his head from side to side [01:42.15] With movements like a snake [01:44.88] And when you think he's half asleep [01:47.67] He's always wide awake! [01:53.13] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [01:55.50] For he's a fiend in feline shape [01:59.01] A monster of depravity [02:01.44] You may meet him in a by-street [02:04.14] You may see him in the square [02:07.11] But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there! [02:12.81] He's outwardly respectable [02:18.15] I know he cheats at cards [02:23.67] And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's [02:34.47] And when the larder's looted [02:36.72] Or the jewel cases rifled [02:39.84] Or when the milk is missing [02:42.90] Or another Peke's been stifled [02:45.18] Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair [02:50.97] There's the wonder of the thing: [02:53.55] Macavity's not there! [03:00.66] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [03:02.10] There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity [03:03.42] He always has an alibi and one or two to spare [03:15.66] Whatever time the deed took place, Macavity wasn't there! [03:21.12] And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known [03:27.00] (I might mention Mungojerrie, Rumpelteazer, Griddlebone) [03:29.58] Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time [03:38.01] Just controls the operations [03:41.07] The Napoleon of Crime! [03:48.33] Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity [03:51.63] He's a fiend in feline shape [03:55.32] A monster of depravity [03:57.75] You may meet him in a by-street [04:00.60] You may see him in the square [04:22.83] But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there! [04:37.83] We have to find Old Deuteronomy