Man of the Year-Alice Cooper

[00:00.00] 作词 : Cooper, Dover, Roxie [00:12.88]I wake up every morning [00:15.28]Six o'clock, I'm right on time [00:19.35]I eat a low fat breakfast [00:21.82]I tie a perfect tie [00:25.65]I kiss the wife, I hug the kids [00:28.42]I pat the dogs and cats [00:31.69]I never lose anything [00:34.67]My car keys or my hat [00:37.26]'Cause I'm the man of the year [00:43.76]I'm the man of the year [00:50.05]I never cheat at finals [00:52.82]Or miss a day at school [00:55.88]My urine tests are perfect [00:58.51]My prostate is a jewel [01:01.79]'Cause I'm the man of the year [01:07.37]I'm the man of the year [01:13.78]I'm the man of the year [01:20.10]I'm never, ever jealous [01:22.93]I'm never, ever cruel [01:25.71]I'm a graduate of Harvard [01:28.74]Where I never broke the rules [01:44.39]The Queen made me a knight [01:47.48]The Pope made me a saint [01:50.66]The President plays golf with me [01:53.63]I make Madonna faint [01:56.65]So why am I so lonely [01:59.72]Depressed and in despair [02:02.69]If I pull this trigger in my mouth [02:05.55]Will anybody care [02:11.48]It was the greatest funeral [02:14.36]I laid in perfect state [02:17.99]And later I will meet the Lord [02:20.45]I bet He just can't wait [02:23.31]To meet the man of the year [02:29.69]I'm the man of the year [02:33.48]Stand in line to meet the man [02:37.08]I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man