Crazy Rap-Afroman

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Foreman [00:01.00]a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? [00:04.50]Man' check this out- it was this blind man' right? [00:06.74]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? [00:09.24]Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin'? [00:12.48]He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' [00:16.35]Woooooo' good morning' ladies. [00:20.85]You like that s*it' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that s*it' man. [00:24.65]I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' [00:29.25]everybody just crowd around the mic' I'll tell you all these mutha-f****n' jokes. [00:33.31]But first' I'ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' [00:37.30]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. [00:42.54]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that **********. [00:47.47]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [00:52.28]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [00:57.08]So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. [01:01.95]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. [01:06.94]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. [01:11.56]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. [01:16.42]Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. [01:21.29]When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. [01:25.85]Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. [01:30.93]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. [01:36.17]We f****d on the bed' f****d on the flo'' f****d so long' I grew a f****n' afro. [01:40.93]Then I f****d to the left' f****d to the right. She sucked my **** 'til the s*it turned white. [01:46.05]I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! [01:50.29]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. [01:55.35]I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. [02:00.24]Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The mutha-f****r whooped my ass all night. [02:05.11]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's the best damn ***** I ever had. [02:10.29]I got a bag of **** and a bottle of wine. I'm a **** that ***** just one more time. [02:15.16]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. [02:19.03]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that **********. [02:24.08]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [02:28.45]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [02:33.81]So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. [02:38.43]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. [02:43.61]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. [02:48.35]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. [02:53.85]I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. [02:58.59]I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a **** that was bigger than mine. [03:04.33]I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. [03:07.57]I f****d her once' I f****d her twice. I ate that ***** like shrimp fried rice. [03:12.88]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. [03:18.06]Had a big butt and big t*****s' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. [03:22.74]See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! [03:27.85]Lips was breakfast' ***** was lunch' then her t*****s busted open with Hawaiian Punch. [03:32.41]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me. [03:37.96]I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. [03:42.77]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. [03:46.20]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that **********. [03:51.19]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [03:56.25]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [04:01.43]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her t*****s were filled with Hennesy. [04:06.10]That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! [04:11.35]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that ***** in a coma. [04:15.90]Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I **** that ***** again. [04:20.65]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; f****d her 'til she turned into a white albino. [04:25.70]F****d this hooker in Iowa. I f****d her on credit' so I owe her. [04:30.94]F****d this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. [04:35.81]Met this beautiful ***y ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. [04:39.80]Fine young thing' said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. [04:45.23]I wanna get married' but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. [04:49.91]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. [04:54.15]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that **********. [04:59.40]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [05:04.14]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [05:08.95]So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. [05:13.62]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. [05:18.55]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. [05:23.42]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will.