刚刚好Ⅱ-郭德纲/刘刚

[00:01.38]你呀,干点正事吧 [00:03.88]整天到晚的啊 [00:05.63]你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有 [00:09.27]你看看人家,开好车的买大楼房 [00:12.40]你看看你,你是一无所有 [00:15.52]你脚下的地在抖,你身边的水在流 [00:18.59] [00:19.54]你爸爸姓崔? [00:20.97]你爸爸叫贱笑声'吁… [00:23.72]2006年火了的这个人 [00:28.38] [00:29.69]有人预计他红不过年根 [00:33.88] [00:36.94]年头到年尾和官司有缘分 [00:42.07] [00:43.63]依然红火他艺多不压身 [00:47.50] [00:50.51]床前依然明月光， [00:52.14]疑似一片地上霜， [00:53.95]举头总得望明月， [00:55.70]我名还叫郭德纲。 [00:57.57] [00:58.50]人干点好事总想让鬼神知道 [01:01.07]干点坏事总以为鬼神不知道 [01:03.94]我们太让鬼为难了 [01:06.26] [01:08.01]娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹 [01:10.51] [01:11.07]演个丫鬟要投怀送抱 [01:13.82] [01:14.45]是非恩怨没有征兆 [01:17.32]不过争得是个龙套 [01:19.76] [01:21.07]娱乐圈里装着炸药 [01:24.20] [01:24.88]今天翻脸明天报料 [01:27.52] [01:28.33]旧人在哭新人在笑 [01:31.21]赚得还是百姓腰包 [01:33.52] [01:34.02]刚刚好 [01:36.02] [01:36.65]我名气小 [01:38.83] [01:40.52]刚刚好 [01:42.40] [01:44.15]我胆子小 [01:45.65] [01:48.84]三教九流各行各业 [01:51.09] [01:51.77]他的工作都对社会有意义 [01:54.34]那怕是一个赶大车送菜的 [01:57.15]驾驾驾,喔喔喔… [01:59.56] [02:00.43]我看着很羡慕啊 [02:01.93]我想夸他两句 [02:03.37]谁是我儿子?喔喔喔,哎呀~ [02:07.68]给人民带来快乐 [02:09.68]谁给谁带来了快乐 [02:12.18]最起码我快乐了很多 [02:14.00] [02:14.68]谁是我孙子? [02:16.12]喔喔喔哎呀喝这位也不长记性 [02:20.24]谁是王八? [02:21.37] [02:22.24]他说什么呀 [02:25.56]那是要抽你 [02:28.56] [02:29.93]周董and了费玉清 [02:32.56] [02:33.12]孟广美sorry了众网民 [02:36.12] [02:36.87]偷拍伤了阿娇的心 [02:39.99]张钰她睡觉睡出了名 [02:42.75] [02:43.56]棚菲生了一个小千金 [02:46.31] [02:46.93]张柏芝也跟着怀了孕 [02:50.37]石头疯了四两拨千斤 [02:53.68]整容整到了范冰冰 [02:56.62]刚刚好 [02:58.07] [02:59.63]我没怀孕 [03:01.13] [03:03.51]刚刚好 [03:04.76] [03:06.63]我没拍电影 [03:08.38] [03:12.57]遇事你别老望上看,你得望下看 [03:16.00] [03:16.82]怎么望下看? [03:18.32]比如说啊,做买卖你赔钱了,那还有跳楼的呢 [03:22.51] [03:23.13]看着他你不是很快乐吗 [03:25.32] [03:26.07]诶,没错 [03:27.07]你这儿生一闺女,你恨得慌 [03:29.26]那还有没孩子的呢 [03:30.76]啊 [03:31.00]你那失业了,那还有失身的呢 [03:34.13] [03:35.25]这没可比性啊 [03:36.82]你想,你媳妇不要你了,他也没要我啊笑.吁… [03:41.32]娱记们乱点着鸳鸯 [03:44.32]钻石李baybay了李湘 [03:47.57]世界杯喊哑了黄健翔 [03:49.82] [03:50.76]要选秀最好学师洋 [03:53.07] [03:54.63]宪哥主持到了中央 [03:58.07]祖德要变性穿女装 [04:01.45]老太太死咬着赵忠祥 [04:04.57]隐私被博客全部暴光 [04:07.38]刚刚好 [04:08.69] [04:10.26]我没乱讲 [04:12.57] [04:13.88]刚刚好 [04:15.38] [04:17.07]我还正常 [04:18.82] [04:22.32]早上四点就得起,出去练轻功去 [04:25.70]刚一出去,警察过来了 [04:28.01]嗨,喊我,我心里不亏啊 [04:30.88]我可没犯事啊,干嘛啊,晨练都不许嘛 [04:35.19].许!回去把裤子穿上…笑声 [04:38.69] [04:39.51]干什么也没有光着出来的,起猛了.笑声 [04:43.51]到底为什么我们有点厌倦 [04:48.13] [04:50.07]到底怎样明星才能成仙 [04:53.82] [04:57.07]得道去西天 [04:58.82] [05:00.51]能不能还要脸 [05:02.26] [05:04.01]刚刚好 [05:04.88] [05:05.51]我没疯癫 [05:07.82] [05:11.07]刚刚好 [05:11.70] [05:12.51]我有于谦 [05:14.69] [05:17.88]刚刚好 [05:18.95]就快过年 [05:21.51] [05:23.51]哎,干嘛呢你，逮那个飞机拉线的…