Why Won't Asians Have *** With Me?-DJ Lubel

[00:00.000] [00:15.842] Why won't Asian's have sex with me? [00:20.018] I'm really good at math and I love Bruce Lee [00:24.293] I want you to be my fortune cookie [00:28.234] Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me? [00:32.958] With me, oh no [00:39.087] [00:42.085] I'm the kind of guy with a long sexual past [00:44.122] Get so much ass my cock needs a cast [00:46.212] Sex all the time, it gets so messy [00:48.466] I **** a lot of bitches like Uncle Jesse [00:50.390] But when it comes to a certain type of race [00:52.819] You Asian girls spray mace in my face [00:54.934] I do not understand what I'm doing wrong [00:57.064] That's why I wrote you Asian girls a special song [00:59.261] Why won't Asian's have sex with me? [01:03.550] I play the violin and I love sushi [01:07.656] I would like to perform some bukkake [01:11.993] Oh, why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me? [01:16.995] Met my first Asian when I was only three [01:19.011] First day of nursery, her name was Kim Lee [01:21.247] I crawled over quick to show her my thing [01:23.384] I got more love for than there were people in Beijing [01:25.389] I'm like "what's wrong baby? Why you being so shitty? At least let me play with your Hello Kitty" [01:29.583] She said "no, no, no. You're making me sick" [01:32.014] As she got into her mom's suped up Honda Civic [01:34.800] Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Honda Civic, Civic [01:41.769] [01:43.149] Is it 'cause I'm taller than 5'3? [01:47.253] Or is it 'cause there's hair on my body? [01:51.413] Is it 'cause I don't like to drink sake wine? [01:55.611] That you'll never, ever, ever love me long time [02:00.521] Is it 'cause I'm Eastern-European? [02:04.092] And I'm not sure if your Japanese, Chinese, or Korean [02:09.225] Is it 'cause I rarely go to the barber? [02:12.984] That you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor [02:18.301] [02:19.630] (Oh!) [02:20.226] Just because I live in my mom's garage [02:22.123] There are no happy endings in my Asian massage [02:24.468] I love you girls from Japan to Manila [02:26.525] But you run away from me like I was freaking Godzilla [02:28.743] If I was fit and a little bit leaner [02:30.870] I could maybe kiss the Asian's at my local dry cleaner [02:33.159] But until the day happens, until the day comes [02:35.237] I'll never get my hands on my Asian plum [02:37.639] If you love me baby, my love will go far [02:39.665] I would even let you ride me like I was a car [02:41.831] But we'll be careful, I'll hold on tight [02:44.071] 'Cause I've seen you Asian's drive before [02:46.173] And it's not a pretty sight heh ('cause you're Asian) [02:48.611] Oh, why won't Asian's have sex with me? [02:52.694] All I really want is Asian pussy [02:57.012] I try and I try and I never succeed [03:00.905] Oh why won't Asian girls ever hook up with me? [03:05.570] With me-ee-ee-ee oh no [03:11.384] [03:14.596] Lick my balls