A Token of My Extreme-Frank Zappa

[00:00.000] 作词 : Zappa [00:01.38]Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology [00:04.31]The White Zone is for loading and unloading only [00:08.57] [00:08.96]Don't you be tarot-fied [00:14.56]It's just a token of my extreme [00:20.73]Don't you be tarot-fied [00:26.57]It's just a token of my extreme [00:32.79]Don't you never try to look behind my eyes [00:38.56]You don't wanna know what they have seen [00:44.67]Don't you never try to look behind my eyes [00:50.50]You don't wanna know what they have seen [00:55.83] [01:00.35]Some people think [01:04.36]That if they go too far [01:12.02]They'll never get back [01:16.26]To where the rest of them are [01:24.07]I might be crazy [01:28.04]But there's one thing I know [01:36.03]You might be surprised [01:43.14]At what you find out when ya go [01:49.86] [01:50.56]Oh, oh, oh, Mystical Advisor [01:56.33]What is my problem, tell me, can you see? [02:02.44]Well, you have nothing to fear, my son [02:08.20]You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, it appears to me [02:14.22]That all seems very, very strange [02:20.07]I never craved a toaster or a color T.V [02:25.98]A Latent Appliance Fetishist [02:28.14]Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself [02:31.67]That sexual gratification can only be achieved [02:34.65]Through the use of machines [02:38.02]Get the picture? [02:39.49] [02:41.25]Are you telling me [02:45.49]I should come out of the closet now, Mr. Ron? [02:51.51]No, my son [02:53.49]You must go into The Closet [02:56.96]What? [02:57.73]And you will have [02:59.75]Eh? [03:01.96]Hey! A lot of fun [03:06.06]That's where they all live [03:09.86]So if you want an appliance to love you [03:12.27]You'll have to go in there and get you one [03:16.36]Well, that seems simple enough [03:20.76]Yes, but if you want a really good one [03:22.88]You'll have to learn a foreign language [03:25.53]German, for instance? [03:27.43]That's right [03:28.48]A lot of really cute ones come from over there [03:32.01]Fifty bucks, please [03:32.60] [03:33.03]If you've been modified [03:38.26]It's an illusion, and you're in between [03:44.27]Don't you be tarot-fied [03:50.17]It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean? [03:56.34]If you've been modified [04:02.20]It's an illusion, and you're in between [04:08.12]Don't you be tarot-fied [04:13.97]It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean? [04:19.90]If you've been modified [04:25.69]It's an illusion, and you're in between [04:29.30] [04:30.09]This is the Central Scrutinizer... [04:35.21]Joe has just learned to speak German [04:40.68]Now, get this, here's why he did it [04:44.00]He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town [04:47.68]It's called The Closet... [04:50.49]And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy [04:55.52]Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German [04:59.19](you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German [05:02.86]He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries [05:07.16]Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one... [05:11.88]That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner [05:17.71]And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... [05:23.46]It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...