Central Scrutinizer-Frank Zappa

[00:00.000] 作词 : Zappa [00:01.21]This is the Central Scrutinizer... [00:07.18]It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws [00:12.67]That haven't been passed yet [00:16.00]It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you [00:22.25]To the potential consequences [00:25.30]Of various ordinary everyday activities [00:29.42]You might be performing which could eventually lead to [00:35.23]The death penalty - or affect your parents' credit rating... [00:43.29]Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you [00:50.51]Who do wrong things [00:54.06]And many of them were driven to these crimes [00:58.34]By a horrible force called MUSIC! [01:03.64] [01:21.55]Our studies have shown that this horrible force [01:25.98]Is so dangerous to society at large [01:30.52]That laws are being drawn up at this very moment [01:34.51]To stop it - forever! [01:37.95]Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described [01:44.19]In tiny paragraphs [01:46.96]So they won't conflict with the Constitution... [01:51.83]Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate [01:58.73]The future! [02:01.96]I bring you now a special presentation [02:08.14]To show what can happen to you [02:12.53]If you choose a career in music [02:21.70]The White Zone is for loading and unloading only... [02:29.60]If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone... [02:38.27]You'll love it... it's a way of life [02:43.73] [02:48.49]Hi, it's me, I'm back... [02:50.65]This is the Central Scruuuuuutinizer... [02:59.68]The White Zone is for loading and unloading only... [03:08.64]If you gotta load or if you gotta unload [03:12.09]Go to the White Zone, you'll love it, it's a way of life [03:15.88]That's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right [03:18.79]You'll love it, a way of life, right, love it... [03:23.59]This is the Central Scrutinizer...