Wet T-Shirt Night-Frank Zappa

[00:00.000] 作词 : Zappa [00:09.06]Looks to me like something funny [00:10.71]Is going on around here [00:13.41]People laughin' 'n dancin' 'n payin' [00:15.08]Entirely too much for their beer [00:17.58]And they all think they are clean outta-site [00:21.14]And they're ready to party cause the sign outside says it's [00:23.44]Wet T-Shirt Nite [00:26.74]And they all crave some hot delight [00:29.14] [00:33.22]Well the girls are excited because in a minute [00:35.32]They're gonna get wet [00:37.34]And the boys are delighted because all the titties [00:39.63]Will get 'em upset [00:41.68]And they all think they're reety-alright [00:45.04]And they're ready to boogie cause the sign outside says it's [00:47.52]Wet T-Shirt Nite [00:50.72]'N they all crave some pink delight [00:52.95] [01:37.76]When the water gets on 'em their ninnies get rigid [01:40.19]'N look pretty bold [01:42.30]It's a common reaction that makes an attraction [01:44.47]Whenever it's cold [01:46.56]An' all of the fellas they wish they could bite [01:49.99]On the cute little nuggets [01:50.89]The local girls are showin' off tonight [01:55.68]You know I think it serves 'em right [02:00.21]You know I think it serves 'em right [02:04.77]You know I think it serves 'em right [02:09.14]You know I think it serves 'em right [02:12.39]And it's Wet T-Shirt Time again! [02:18.69]I know you want someone to show you some tit! [02:24.87]Big ones! [02:26.44]Wet ones! [02:30.60]Big wet ones! [02:31.65] [02:35.66]Ah, thanks, Ike [02:36.70]Yes, it's Wet T-Shirt Time again [02:42.43]Here at The Brasserie, home of the tits... huh huh [02:47.43]And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park [02:50.64]Up next in her bid for the semi-finals [02:53.20]Hi, Mary... how'ya doin'? [02:54.29]Hi! [02:55.05]Where ya from? [02:55.74]Ah, the bus [02:57.49]Which one? [02:58.95]You know... the last tour [03:00.69]You know... Leather [03:02.01]Oh, you were the girl that was stuck to seat 38 [03:05.00]On Phydeaux III [03:06.33]Why don't you get in position now and take a deep breath [03:09.88]Because this water is very, very cold [03:13.18]But it's goin' to be so stimulating [03:15.17]And Mary's the kind [03:16.13]Of red-blooded American girl who'll do anything [03:19.82]I said anything for fifty bucks, that's right! (Anything) [03:23.08]I really need the fifty bucks you know [03:24.88]I gotta get home! [03:25.88]Yeah, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... [03:28.61]That's right, you heard right... [03:29.88]Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars [03:32.56]To the girl with the most exciting mammalian protruberances! [03:38.41]Here I am! [03:39.51]...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked [03:41.54]Stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative [03:44.97]Kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment! [03:48.55]Whoopee! And here comes the water! [03:51.27]Ah! [03:53.57]No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you... [03:55.93]Sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead... [03:59.43]And here comes the ice pick in the forehead! [04:02.39]Oooh, ha ha [04:04.77]A million laughs, Mary! [04:06.15]Anyway; good golly, what a mess, she's totally soaked [04:10.12]Totally- (I love it) [04:11.17]Yeah, totally committed to the fifty bucks [04:12.97]That's it just step into the spotlight [04:15.12]Let the guys get a good look at ya, honey! [04:16.78]Here I am! [04:17.62]Whaddya say, fellas? Nice setta jugs? [04:20.14]Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little? [04:22.36]Ooooh! [04:24.21]Oh my goodness, look at her go! [04:26.00]Oooh! I'm dancing! [04:28.04]Ain't this what living is really all about? [04:34.50]Here's your fifty bucks, Mary... [04:36.19]Oh great! Now I can go home! Oooh! [04:40.61]Home is where the heart is [04:42.31]On the bus!