Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel)-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:13.43]Peter Parker was pitiful [00:17.35]Couldn't have been any shyer [00:20.63]Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him [00:24.71]Even if his hair was on fire [00:30.13]But then one day he went to that science lab [00:34.66]That mutated spider came down [00:38.19]Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls [00:42.47]And he's swingin' all over town [00:46.40]La li la,li de da [00:51.12]La la,li le la da dum [00:58.32]Sling us a web, [00:59.87]you're the Spider-Man [01:02.11]Sling us a web tonight [01:05.69]Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now [01:09.92]And there's evil doers to fight [01:26.64]Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his [01:31.22]Who horns in on Mary Jane [01:35.01]But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys [01:39.13]Who can kiss upside down in the rain [01:43.88]With great power comes great responsibility' [01:48.41]That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben [01:52.41]If you missed it, don't worry, [01:54.55]they'll say the line [01:56.46]Again and again and again [02:00.14]Oh, la la la, di de da [02:04.82]La la,di di da da dom [02:11.38]Now Norman's a billionare scientist [02:16.16]Who never had time for his son [02:19.73]But then something went screw and before you knew [02:23.56]he Was trying to kill everyone [02:28.93]And he's ridin' around on that glider thing [02:33.32]And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb [02:37.25]Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask [02:41.23]But he's scarier without it on [03:00.26]Sling us a web, [03:02.80]you're the Spider-Man [03:04.94]Sling us a web tonight [03:08.42]Cause you're brave and you're strong [03:10.36]and so limber now [03:12.50]But where'd you come up with those tights? [03:28.50]It's a pretty sad day at the funeral [03:33.93]Norman Osborn has bitten the dust [03:37.56]And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead [03:41.75]Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust [03:47.19]Oh, and M.J. is all how for Peter now [03:50.77]Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down [03:55.25]Mary Jane, don't you cry, [03:57.34]you can give it a try [03:59.53]Again when the sequal comes 'round [04:02.49]Oh, la la la, di de da [04:07.67]La la, di di da da dum [04:15.38]Sling us a web, [04:16.73]you're the Spider-Man [04:19.02]Sling us a web tonight [04:22.41]Cause we all sure could use us a hero now [04:26.34]And we think that you'll do all right