Bad Day-Asher Roth/Jazze Pha

[00:14.04]and it just keeps going [00:16.11]and it just keeps.. [00:17.06] [00:17.44]So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave [00:19.30]heading to a friends wedding in the NYC [00:21.53]but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, [00:23.56]all this jet setting has really been getting to me. [00:25.72]It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep [00:27.84]but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat, [00:30.37]an isle seat, fine by me [00:32.16]but the guy that's insides always trying to pee. [00:34.34]With a wild child behind that's crying _ [00:36.57]flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams [00:38.52]So I silently plead "Oh God, [00:40.88]please let there be a hunny sitting 27B" [00:43.26]but of course a morbidly obese beast [00:45.47]is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _ [00:47.45]is at least three deep and he keeps telling me [00:50.12]what is wrong with his knees [00:51.53]_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars [00:56.18]and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod. [00:59.28] [00:59.96]I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. [01:07.27]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. [01:16.59] [01:22.10][01:17.76]and it just keeps going [01:24.16][01:20.03]and it just keeps... [01:25.59] [01:25.80]So four hours of turbulence, [01:27.68]we land when I'm about to turd in my pants, [01:29.94]but the captain is seat belt fastened. [01:32.16]So my ass is just passin gas and [01:34.38]at last I escape from the plane [01:36.39]when I'm minutes away from clinically insane. [01:38.47]I make my way towards baggage claim [01:40.43]when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. [01:42.71]Some dumb Bitch, it was a high schooler [01:44.61]while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my [01:46.95]I just smile and think how great it would be [01:48.98]if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep. [01:51.07]So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi. [01:55.34]In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis. [01:59.26] [01:59.66]I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. [02:06.85]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. [02:15.38] [02:21.69][02:16.56]and it just keeps going [02:23.80][02:19.68]and it just keeps... [02:25.20] [02:25.50]I check into my hotel room [02:27.13]and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom [02:29.33]Tell him I moved and I need some water [02:31.69]and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie [02:33.97]but the tube has no HBO [02:35.66]so anything I want yo I'm paying for [02:37.78]but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe [02:40.06]watching that Little People Big Roles show [02:42.63]right then there's a knock at the door, [02:44.48]it's my last hope for a Spanish [02:46.62]who will change my sheets in exchange for sex [02:48.56]\"Hi, I've lost my shit, have you seen it?\" [02:51.01] [02:51.32]Jesus, this day is the worst, [02:52.71]at least I can give me a little jerk [02:54.68]and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless [02:57.26]I guess it could be worse but I'm just [02:58.97] [02:59.36]having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way. [03:06.47]Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day. [03:15.91] [03:21.23][03:17.08]and it just keeps going [03:23.43][03:19.28]and it just keeps... [03:26.99]