Swashbuckled-Alestorm

[00:29.04]Gather round and listen [00:31.08]As I tell you now this tale [00:33.27]The grim legacy of the pirates three [00:35.70]And how their lives ceased to be [00:38.13]I'll tell ye now of Redrum [00:40.11]The ginger commodore [00:42.51]He got a case of scurvy rot [00:45.03]And then that bastard was no more [01:17.10]This is the tale of Captain Crashride [01:19.38]By his crew, condemned and damned [01:21.87]And as if this wasn't bad enough [01:23.64]They replaced him with a baldy man [01:26.13]Now his soul haunts the sea [01:28.77]Eternally he's doomed to wander [01:30.69]Mayhaps you'll hear his deathly cry [01:32.85]"C'mon son, buy a honda!" [01:35.01]To the end of time we will sail the seas [01:49.23]With cutlasses in hand [01:51.03]We'll terrorize the land [01:55.38]Though the hands of fate may strike us down [01:57.87]We'll fight till we fall [01:59.19]Swashbucklers til we die [02:23.34]This is the tale of Admiral Nobeard [02:25.56]The fattest pirate in the west [02:27.78]He's never seen his balls before [02:29.97]And he needs a bra to hold his breast [02:32.43]Freared by friend and foe alike [02:34.50]No sword or gun could wound his flesh [02:37.02]But one day he met his fate: [02:39.18]'Twas on a pretzel he choked to death [02:40.98]To the end of time we will sail the seas [03:30.99]With cutlasses in hand [03:33.87]We'll terrorize the land [03:38.25]Though the hands of fate may strike us down [03:40.77]We'll fight till we fall [03:42.03]Swashbucklers til we die