Effington-Ben Folds

[00:00.95]If there's a God [00:03.51]He's laughing at us and our football team [00:11.37] [00:18.11]Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place [00:23.58]I can see it from the highway and I'm wondering [00:28.70] [00:29.32]Are they f'ing in their yards, f'ing in their cars [00:32.58]F'ing in the trailers and the back roads [00:35.00]and the parking lots of Effington [00:38.24]Making my way to normal, Illinois [00:42.43] [00:50.10]Maybe I should ditch this little [00:52.72]white rental on the interstate [00:55.04]And start a new f'ing life in Effington [00:59.71] [01:01.16]I could change my name, [01:03.22]grow a beard, start a family [01:05.40]Or I could just keep on moving on, moving on [01:08.41]Moving on, moving on, [01:10.08]not stop 'til I get to normal [01:13.14]I want to live in Effington [01:16.39]I want to die there too [01:19.26]Please bury me in Effington [01:22.44]In Effington, in Effington, oh [01:26.06] [01:33.55]I've got this movie in my mind of Effington [01:37.42] [01:39.29]And the soundtrack to it sounds like this [01:42.61]Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da [01:46.42] [01:59.34]I want to live in Effington [02:02.64]I want to die there too [02:05.45]Please bury me in Effington [02:08.57]In Effington, in Effington, oh [02:12.50] [02:25.42]If there's a God [02:27.68]He's laughing at us and our football team [02:34.73] [02:38.40]And then the people who live in normal [02:41.89]Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effington [02:45.59]That's what normal people do [02:47.72]Do normal people do it too [02:49.59]Normal people do it too, normal people do it [02:51.95]People do it, people do it, people do it [02:54.09] [03:10.12]I want to live in Effington [03:13.31]I want to die there too [03:16.23]Please bury me in Effington [03:19.22]In Effington, in Effington [03:21.28]In Effington, in Effington