Free Coffee-Ben Folds

[00:08.55]Called in sick one day [00:12.35]Stepped out my front door [00:14.11] [00:16.04]Squinted up at the sky [00:17.78] [00:19.71]And strapped on my backpack [00:22.02] [00:23.72]Got into a van [00:25.21] [00:26.28]And when I returned I had [00:29.20] [00:30.26]Ex-wives and children [00:32.44] [00:34.99]Boxes of photographs [00:37.67] [00:41.16]And they gave me some food [00:43.22] [00:44.86]And they didn't charge me [00:47.16] [00:48.84]And they gave me some coffee [00:50.96] [00:52.47]And they didn't charge me [00:54.77] [00:56.89]And when I was broke [01:00.45] [01:01.26]I needed it more [01:03.33] [01:04.56]But now that I'm rich [01:08.00]They give me coffee [01:09.56] [01:24.16]Eating an ice cream cone [01:26.22] [01:27.90]Texting with my thumbs [01:29.90] [01:31.71]Flipping off the asshole [01:33.77] [01:35.20]Who pulled into my lane [01:37.51] [01:39.21]Life could be louder than something cracked up to be [01:44.81]We all get new cells every seven years [01:48.13]I feel seven today [01:50.93]It's a good day to die again [01:53.80] [01:56.92]Now they save me my place [01:58.79] [02:00.54]Over there in a corner [02:02.72] [02:04.34]And I never get tickets [02:06.65] [02:07.84]Now I only get warnings [02:10.83] [02:12.59]But when I was broke [02:16.85]I needed it more [02:18.98] [02:20.10]And now that I'm rich [02:23.09] [02:25.41]I get free coffee