Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily-Cledus T. Judd

[00:00.00]Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily -Cledus T.Judd [00:00.000] 作词 : Clark, Judd [00:13.270]Twas the fight before Christmas [00:16.380]When all through the house [00:18.440]No furniture left standing [00:21.49]No TV or couch [00:23.68]Our aquarium heck they even [00:25.38]Knocked over my Chia Pet [00:27.488]Memaw was flung 'cross [00:29.98]The room by her hair [00:31.358]By her sister Ethel who [00:33.48]Never fought fair [00:35.58]Let's get ready to tumble [00:38.57]The children all wrestled [00:39.287]And jumped off the beds [00:41.237]Dropping elbows and knees [00:42.627]On each other's heads [00:44.247]And Mamaw wth her frying [00:45.597]Pan and Pa with his bat [00:47.317]Cleared half the room [00:48.357]In ten seconds flat [00:50.77]The whole brawl began [00:51.97]From an innocent matter [00:52.367]When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said [00:54.67]She looks a whole lot fatter [00:55.807]She knocked him through [00:56.907]The window he fell with a crash [00:58.797]Tore down the gutters and [01:00.166]Busted his leg really bad [01:02.386]You ought to have saw it [01:03.326]It looked like he'd been [01:04.136]In a motorcycle wreck [01:04.616]No Kiddin [01:04.846]Yeah awful I couldn't [01:06.16]Turn to look at it [01:07.586]You see both sides of our [01:08.816]Family have never gotten along [01:10.246]And every holiday [01:11.676]Something always go wrong [01:13.716]You ain't supposed to fight [01:15.326]But spread joy in this season [01:17.86]But when they get the nog [01:18.406]They just look for a reason [01:20.466]In no time at all everybody joined in [01:22.916]And right there we squared [01:24.616]Off with our closest of kin [01:26.246]It's a time for givin said Uncle Bill [01:28.656]As he gave a black eye [01:30.426]To his brother in law Phil [01:32.266]I heard somebody say [01:33.266]It's the thought that counts [01:35.76]And right now I'm thinking [01:36.226]About knocking your butt out [01:37.826]Presents and fists [01:39.86]Flew all over the room [01:40.316]And Nana had some fancy [01:41.906]Moves with the broom [01:43.426]She took out three cousins [01:45.256]And knocked down the tree [01:46.776]And I ducked just in [01:47.986]Time she swung out at me [01:49.746]It's my favorite time of year [01:52.556]Dad always has too much beer [01:55.496]Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer [01:58.296]Merry Christmas from [01:59.906]The whole fam damily [02:01.796]Tie the antlers on the dog [02:04.506]Save some shine for Santa Claus [02:07.466]From all the in laws and outlaws [02:10.446]Merry Christmas from [02:11.776]The whole fam damily [02:14.96]I crawled to the phone [02:15.376]Lord it seemed like a mile [02:16.956]And called 911which [02:18.626]We keep on speed dial [02:19.946]In a matter of minutes [02:21.146]Out the window appeared [02:22.456]Flashing blue lights and [02:23.966]The Sherrif John Deere [02:25.646]Just then six men burst [02:27.556]Through the door [02:28.646]Some yelling Hands up Some [02:30.706]Get on the floor [02:31.916]A stray punch from Grandpa [02:33.366]Found the sherrif's chin [02:35.186]And just for good measure [02:37.16]He clocked him again [02:38.286]It took all 6cops to get [02:40.686]Grandpa in cuffs [02:41.886]You know he gets feisty [02:42.996]When he runs out of snuff [02:44.716]We all stopped our fighting [02:46.166]And cheered Grandpa on [02:47.806]Heck I thought he could take [02:49.176]Them I guess I was wrong [02:50.756]As they dragged him outside [02:52.196]He yelled I've been framed [02:53.836]He was kicking and screaming [02:55.266]And calling them names [02:56.416]You bleep You bleep [02:57.846]Let me go you bleep [02:59.446]You donut eatin stupid [03:00.576]Bleep son of a bleep [03:01.896]We stood on the porch as [03:03.936]Did all our neighbors [03:05.816]Who always took interest [03:07.106]In our family's behavior [03:09.246]Mind your own business [03:10.376]We heard Grandma shout [03:12.896]And We'll take back the [03:14.596]Presents and then come bail you out [03:16.946]By now we'd forgotten what [03:18.286]We were fighting for [03:20.396]We were battered and bruised [03:21.806]But united once more [03:23.636]Then we all joined hands and [03:25.326]Sang Violent Night [03:26.556]Violent Night [03:27.966]And we heard Grandpa exclaim as [03:30.206]They drove off out of sight [03:32.286]Merry Christmas to all MAN [03:34.776]That was a good fight [03:37.736]Deck your neighbor deck the halls [03:40.366]Tis the season for a brawl [03:43.526]From all of us to all of y'all [03:46.456]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily [03:52.466]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily [03:58.386]Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily