The Humpty Dance-Digital Underground

[00:10.79]All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
好了，大家都停下手中的活儿吧 [00:13.16]The image and the style that ya used to
因为我就要颠覆你们习惯听的音乐的风格了 [00:15.27]I look funny - but yo I'm making money, see
我看起来很有趣，但是你看，我是在挣钱呢 [00:18.23]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
所以，各位，我希望你们都准备好了 [00:20.01]Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
观众们快聚拢来吧，我只是一个刚来到这的萌新 [00:22.40]And my sound's laid down by the Underground
我的声音是从地下传来（指地下音乐，也指乐队名） [00:24.88]I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
既然我喝光了你架子上摆放的所有轩尼诗 [00:27.17]So just let me introduce myself
那现在就让我自我介绍一下吧 [00:29.54]My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
我叫做Humpty，是以“Umpty”结尾的 [00:32.21]Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
女士们，我可喜欢这个funk节奏了（hump thee应该是funk beat） [00:35.13]And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
所有排名前十的说唱歌手们，请允许我（用我的音乐）震撼你 [00:38.53]I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
我站直我的腰板，你们看，我就像是一个矮胖的人 [00:41.40]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
当音乐向我注入能量后，你们都得向我屈服 [00:43.67]I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
我喜欢写韵词，我相当喜欢偏funk一点的节奏（funk是一种音乐风格） [00:45.77]I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
我总是充满活力，我也喜欢吃块状燕麦片 [00:48.07]I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
我受够了那些直白的匪帮说唱 [00:51.28]But sometimes I get ridiculous
但是有时候我也会变得很滑稽 [00:52.77]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
我会吃光你的饼干和甘草糖 [00:54.74]Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
嘿你好，胖女孩，过来吧，你是不是很怕痒？ [00:57.65]Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
是的你没听错，我说你是胖女孩；你看看我，我很瘦的 [01:00.19]It never stopped me from getting busy
但这从没有成为我事业红火的绊脚石 [01:01.90]I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
我是个怪胎，我喜欢胖一点的女孩 [01:04.25]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
我曾经也有过在汉堡王厕所干炮的经历 [01:06.68]I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
我很疯狂，你们会对我感到吃惊 [01:09.34]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
他们都说我很丑，但我根本不把这当回事 [01:11.79]I'm still getting in the girls' pants
我还不是依然在和女孩们亲热 [01:13.44]And I even got my own dance
而且我还有我自己的舞蹈风格（叫Humpty舞） [01:15.28]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
这首歌是你跳Humpty舞的机会 [01:21.48]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧，快跳起来吧 [01:26.17]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧，看着我跳起来吧 [01:30.81]Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
你们知道我在做什么，我在跳舞 [01:35.44]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
跳我自己风格的舞 [01:38.68]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
人们说道：“嘿，小胖子，你看起来真的很喜感" [01:41.69]That's all right cause I get things cookin'
那没关系，因为我的动作都是精心打磨过的 [01:43.74]Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
你盯着我看，你瞪着我看，你也嚷嚷着要和我比一比 [01:46.90]But ya can't get near me
但你只能自叹弗如远甚 [01:48.66]I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
我给他们更多，看到了吗，还有地上的 [01:51.12]All the girls they adore me
女孩们都很喜欢我 [01:52.57]Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
是的，女士们，我是非常真诚地说出这话的 [01:55.03]Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
因为在69年里，我肉肉的鼻子可以挑逗你的臀部 [01:57.47]My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
我一点也不害羞地说道，我的鼻子很大 [02:00.07]Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
就像一颗腌黄瓜那么大，我依然在挣钱 [02:02.05]I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
我和妹子们嗨皮，你们都知道我才是这里的老大 [02:04.54]Both how I'm living and my nose is large
我的生活很奢华，而我的鼻子确实很大 [02:06.67]I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
有时候我也会犯傻，像是丘比特一样射出一箭 [02:09.21]I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
我用了一个没什么意义的词语，比如说looptid这个词 [02:11.56]I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
我可是在“Doowutchalike”上唱过歌的，如果你们没听过的话 [02:13.88]I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'im in the biscuits"
那就请记住，我就是那个说“把他装在饼干里”的人 [02:16.56]Also told ya that I like to bite
我还要告诉你我喜欢咬东西 [02:18.16]Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
是的，我想这应该很明显，我也很喜欢写东西 [02:20.83]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
你们只需要给我一个机会 [02:23.18]And now I'm gonna do my dance
现在就让我尽情地跳我的舞 [02:24.84]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
这首歌是你跳Humpty舞的机会 [02:31.27]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧，快跳起来吧 [02:35.75]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧 [02:40.35]Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
你们知道我在做什么，我在跳舞 [02:45.11]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
跳我自己风格的舞，看着我跳起来吧 [02:49.72]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
欧耶，现在是一段break （说唱中verse间的间隔部分） [02:51.56]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
给我来点贝斯的音效 [02:58.00]Oh, yeah!
欧耶 [02:59.41]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
既然我已经告诉你们了不少关于我自己的事情了 [03:01.76]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
那就让我告诉你们一些这支舞蹈的事情吧 [03:04.00]It's real easy to do--check it out
这很好学的，看着吧 [03:07.00]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
首先呢，我向着一侧一瘸一拐的走，就像是脚断了一样 [03:09.54]Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
然后就摇一摇、抖一抖，就像是我在抽烟一样 [03:12.36]Crazy wack funky
真是个疯狂的怪人呀 [03:14.11]People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
人们都说我就像是抽烟抽嗨了的MC Hammer（美国说唱歌手）一样 [03:16.94]That's all right cause my body's in motion
那没关系，因为我的身体依然还在扭动 [03:19.01]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
这应该看起来像是一种抽搐或者说是痉挛 [03:21.23]Anyone can play this game
能做到这些的人 [03:23.15]This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
就是学会了我的跳舞风格，你们注意，Humpty Hump是我的名字 [03:25.69]No two people will do it the same
就算是两个人跳这个舞也不会做出相同的动作 [03:27.76]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
当你觉得很苦恼不知道怎么学的时候就会感到很失落 [03:30.59]Humping, funking, jumping
我跳，我跳，我再跳 [03:33.06]Jig around, shaking ya rump
再来点吉格舞，扭一扭你的臀部 [03:34.92]And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
而当一个笨蛋伸出他像是树桩一样的手指的时候 [03:37.29]Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
告诉他滚开一点，我在跳舞呢 [03:38.87]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
这首歌是你跳Humpty舞的机会 [03:45.29]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧，快跳起来吧 [03:50.12]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧 [03:54.66]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧 [03:59.28]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧 [04:02.72]White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
白人们，跳舞跳起来吧 [04:07.29]White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
白人们，跳舞跳起来吧 [04:12.09]Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
波多黎各人们，跳舞跳起来吧 [04:16.74]Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
萨摩亚人，跳舞跳起来吧 [04:24.72]Let's get stoopid!
让我们疯起来吧！ [04:27.12]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧 [04:31.80]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧 [04:36.40]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
跳舞跳起来吧，快跳起来吧 [04:40.87]Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
你们知道我在做什么，我在跳舞 [04:44.96]Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
欧耶，快点来跳起来吧 [04:53.29]Once again, the Underground is in the house
再说一次，Underground在这里 [04:56.54]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
我要大声说，让整个世界都听到 [04:59.30]Keep on doing the Humpty Dance
继续跳我的Humpty舞吧 [05:01.01]And to the ladies
女士们 [05:02.96]Peace, and Humptiness forever
再见，愿我教大家的这支舞能永存