The Royal Wedding Song-MattyBRaps

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Blake Morris [00:00.420]All of the girls around the world are saying the same thing
全世界的女孩们都在讨论同一件事 [00:04.020]I should - I should be the one to marry prince charming
我应该是、我应该是那个正跟魅力王子结婚的人 [00:07.900]Now if this won't effect you then know we're feeling the same
假如你没被这件事情影响到，那么我们是一样淡定的 [00:11.520]But listen up - I made this song and I’ll try to explain (check it out)
不过请听我唱——我写了一首歌试着解释这么一件事 [00:15.320] [00:15.420]Every little girl has the same exact dream
每个小女孩都有这么一个精确的目标 [00:19.330]A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
一件漂亮的白裙子和闪亮的钻石 [00:23.490]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
跟王子举行一场最盛大的婚礼 [00:27.000] [00:27.070]To be the princess in his fairy tale
来告诉世人她是童话故事里他的公主 [00:31.250]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?
为什么她是那个童话里的人（哭） [00:35.000]This might make you laugh but its not a spoof
这也许会让你笑起来，但是这可不是一出滑稽的戏， [00:37.110]Everything I raps 100% truth
我敢肯定这情况百分之百会发生 [00:39.060]When a royal wedding happens... here's your proof
当一场皇家婚礼举办时 [00:40.860]Twinky sales go through the roof
不经意间发现 [00:42.750]And the sorority girls all get excited
联谊会上这么多的女孩如此的兴奋 [00:44.620]But so much jealousy... its hard to hide it
这里充满这么多的嫉妒 [00:46.750]All over the news and it hurts to look
各地的新闻太难隐藏，看到它们太受伤 [00:48.510]So one by one they tweet & face book
所以她们一个一个登陆FACEBOOK说着 [00:50.970]Saying (uhh) such an issue
不过就是这么件事 [00:52.690]I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues
通过这件事看来 [00:54.290]The boys I know all lack in sense
男孩们全都没有了意义 [00:56.300]And there she goes just... found a prince!
她只想找一个王子 [00:58.120]"real life princess" must be nice
真正的公主一定很漂亮 [01:00.360]That should be me... she is not right
应该是像我这样而不是她 [01:01.990]It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife
表面上很好可实际就感觉像被刀割 [01:03.850]Well she's gonna have the perfect life
当知道她即将有一个完美的生活 [01:05.890]Every little girl has the same exact dream
每个小女孩都有这么一个精确的目标 [01:09.220]A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
一件漂亮的白裙子和闪亮的钻石 [01:13.030]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
跟王子举行一场最盛大的婚礼 [01:17.000] [01:17.100]To be the princess in his fairy tale
来告诉世人她是童话故事里他的公主 [01:20.670]Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale?
为什么她是那个童话里的人（哭） [01:24.970]Now the hardest part is the honey moon
现在最痛苦的时间就是他们度蜜月 [01:26.910]More pictures then they can consume
越来越多他们的照片被毁掉 [01:28.940]So the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms
在这前三天她们就呆在房里 [01:31.030]Back and forth - vent and fume and
来来回回抽烟和发泄 [01:33.030]I don't really care... cause it's not my life
但是我并不在乎 [01:34.740]But I mean... they ARE missing paradise
因为这不是我的生活。但是我想说，她们错失了天堂 [01:36.670]So if you're a guy.... take my advice
所以如果你是个好家伙，听我建议 [01:38.310]The best thing to do is just keep quiet
最该做的事是保持安静 [01:40.360]Don't even try it... crackin' jokes
别试着改变或者笑话她们 [01:41.800]Girls world wide just trying to cope
全世界的女孩看着她们的梦 [01:44.160]See they had this dream... but they just lost hope
看到她们有这个梦想…,她们只是失去了希望 [01:46.210]Save yourselves... let 'em mope
你们当救自己……让她们忧郁 [01:48.080]Cause they might seem cool... but there's major problems
这看起来也许很冷酷，这是主要的问题 [01:50.900] [01:51.000]Girly stuff.... trust we can't solve 'em
但是少女的问题不是我们能解决的 [01:52.160]Soon as they showed her in that tiara
显示她的头饰 [01:53.980]KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom
她们被触了伤心的按钮 [01:56.440]Before I watch anymore... I'm going to need some diet coke and a tube of cookie dough!
在我看到更多之前，需要先来些可乐和饼干（哭） [02:01.000] [02:01.020]Every little girl has the same exact dream
每个小女孩都有这么一个精确的目标 [02:07.190]A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
一件漂亮的白裙子和闪亮的钻石 [02:10.900]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
跟王子举行一场最盛大的婚礼 [02:14.680] [02:14.780]To be the princess in his fairy tale
来告诉世人她是童话故事里他的公主 [02:18.300]Every little girl has the same exact dream
每个小女孩都有这么一个精确的目标 [02:22.250]A pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring
一件漂亮的白裙子和闪亮的钻石 [02:26.210]To match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell
跟王子举行一场最盛大的婚礼 [02:30.160] [02:30.260]To be the princess in his fairy tale
来告诉世人她是童话故事里他的公主 [02:33.960]Not to worry ladies... I'm available ;)
不要担心，淑女......我还单身 [02:37.830]