Just One Beer-Rodney Carrington

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Rodney Carrington/Mark Gross [00:05.66]One beer then I'm gone [00:07.96]The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on [00:10.49]Got together and decided to come here [00:15.45]They're not pretty [00:16.47]They're not small [00:17.79]I don't give a damn at all [00:20.02]Tonight I'm only having just one beer [00:24.79]Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers [00:29.48]I don't mind the atmosphere in here [00:34.39]It feels so right it must be wrong [00:37.09]I know I can't stay too long [00:39.47]Tonight I'm only having just two beers [00:42.12] [00:44.46]Three beers but no more [00:45.78] [00:46.77]There's no way I'm drinking four [00:48.98]My attitude's improving with the beer [00:51.79] [00:54.15]I was mad but now I'm glad [00:56.45]The women in here they ain't so bad [00:58.76]Tonight I'm only having just three beers [01:01.68] [01:03.53]Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers [01:06.50] [01:08.58]I kinda like the atmosphere in here [01:11.23] [01:13.22]It feels so right it must be wrong [01:15.28] [01:15.96]I know I can't stay too long [01:17.62] [01:18.21]Tonight I'm only having just six beers [01:20.88] [01:23.26]Twelve beers then I quit [01:24.59] [01:25.52]Oh good lord I'm drunk as shit [01:27.50] [01:28.01]I just spent my whole paycheck in here [01:30.68] [01:32.79]I took a chance [01:34.06]I tried to dance [01:34.72] [01:35.33]I threw up and pissed my pants [01:37.59]All off one beer [01:40.33] [01:42.39]Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer [01:45.16] [01:47.17]At least that's what I said when I got here [01:50.26] [01:52.04]It felt so right but it was wrong [01:54.71]I know that I've stayed too long [01:56.47] [01:57.11]I think I musta drank hundred beers [01:59.95] [02:02.06]Well now I wished I had only one beer [02:04.48] [02:06.92]God I wish I never came in here