The Opener (Bonus Track)-Jonny Diaz

[00:01.84]The Opener -Jonny Diaz [00:07.484]Ladies and gents well I take no offense [00:10.540]No I'm not who you're here to see [00:14.44]And it won't be long till the headliner's on [00:17.276]And then you'll be done with me [00:21.204]So don't rack your brain no you've not heard my name [00:24.708]Or a single song of mine [00:27.564]And if you need to go potty well it's out in the lobby [00:31.688]But I'd go now while there's still time [00:35.96]'Cause I'm the opening act don't get much time [00:38.600]Maybe four tracks or five at best [00:42.48]So I play only songs that I hope make you long [00:45.800]To go out and buy the rest [00:49.400]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless [00:52.856]'Cause tonight I'm not getting paid [00:56.792]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table [01:00.76]Telling you about my myspace [01:09.287]Well I wish I could say with the truth on my face [01:12.653]That the reason I'm here tonight [01:16.55]Is 'cuz they like my songs and they just can't go wrong [01:19.375]Without the opening I provide [01:23.199]But the truth is I'm cheap and I don't take much space [01:27.127]Because it's just me and my guitar [01:30.47]So when I get to the solo well I'm up here alone [01:33.87]So I'll just have to whistle that part [01:51.703]Yeah I'm the opening act don't get much time [01:55.287]Maybe four tracks or five at best [01:58.663]So I play only songs that I hope make you long [02:02.311]To go out and buy the rest [02:05.855]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless [02:09.447]Did I mention I'm not getting paid [02:13.271]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table [02:16.903]And if you buy a cd well you're enabling me [02:20.287]To put bread on my plate take my wife on a date [02:24.103]Well I better stop now before you tune me out [02:29.211]But don't forget about my myspace