Real Late Starter-Joe McElderry

[00:00.59]I woke up late today [00:03.03]Actually I do that everyday [00:06.34]Got no place to be seen [00:07.90]I'm not part of a scene [00:09.40]I'm a genius loser [00:10.77]Keeping counsel with my own opinion [00:12.52]President of the state that I'm in [00:15.60]Should I just stay in bed? [00:17.66]Should I live in my head? [00:19.28]Oh God so many questions to ask [00:23.47] [00:31.73]Oh you could call me lazy [00:33.85]I think of it as taking my time [00:36.85]Cos I don't want to do what I don't want to do [00:39.85]I'm the queen refusenik [00:42.41]But oh my God [00:43.66]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine [00:47.35]But I'm a real late starter [00:49.98]So I'm making up for lost time [00:53.02]Oh my God if I was somebody [00:55.33]You'd be kissing my arse right now [00:57.64]But I'm so polite - I do it all of the time [01:02.40]I missed my calling in life [01:05.08]Oh well [01:07.33] [01:10.58]Day by day I wonder [01:12.96]If I will be torn asunder [01:15.26]By these things that I know [01:17.15]That nobody else knows [01:18.71]Or maybe it's the drinking [01:21.08]I guess we should consult a Bible [01:23.21]Everybody needs a sign or [01:26.64]Bless the birds and the bees [01:28.39]The flowers and trees [01:31.05]And blessed be the slacker [01:32.55]But oh my God [01:33.55]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine [01:36.36]But I'm a real late starter [01:38.92]So I'm making up for lost time [01:42.11]Oh my God if I was somebody [01:44.42]You'd be kissing my arse right now [01:46.80]But I'm so polite I do it all of the time [01:51.42]I missed my calling in life [01:54.36]Oh well [01:55.86]You must be having a laugh [01:57.92] [02:00.36]Oh God your having a laugh [02:03.36] [02:05.61]No point in worrying if my days a disaster [02:09.47] [02:11.03]Inside my little head I'm happy ever after [02:14.09] [02:14.97]Yes I am [02:15.84] [02:21.52]But oh my God [02:22.34]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine [02:24.66] [02:25.22]But I'm a real late starter [02:27.03] [02:27.96]So I'm making up for lost time [02:30.15] [02:31.53]Oh my God if I was somebody [02:33.41]You'd be kissing my arse right now [02:35.10] [02:35.72]But I'm so polite [02:37.91]I missed my calling in life [02:39.66] [02:41.66]But oh my God [02:42.41]If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine [02:46.15]But I'm a real late starter [02:47.74] [02:48.55]So I'm making up for lost time [02:50.55] [02:52.05]Oh my God if I was somebody [02:54.24]You'd be kissing my arse right now [02:56.49]But I'm so polite I do it all of the time [03:01.17]I missed my calling in life [03:03.11] [03:03.68]Ohh what am I like [03:06.49]Yeah well [03:09.55]Oh well