Redneck Stomp (Album Version)-Jeff Foxworthy

[00:00.66]Redneck Stomp （Album Version） [00:02.16]Jeff Foxworthy [00:03.10]If you've ever been on television more than 5 times [00:06.26]describing what the tornadoes sounded like... [00:09.00] [00:11.12]You might be a redneck. [00:12.43] [00:13.24]If you've ever cut your gra*s and found a car... [00:16.38]If your dad walks you to school because your in the grade...same [00:20.21] [00:21.08]If you've ever been too drunk to fish. you might be a redneck [00:27.92] [00:30.16]If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.. [00:34.55] [00:35.11]If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a [00:38.00] [00:38.95]yard sale. [00:39.83] [00:40.83]If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend [00:44.44] [00:44.96]your sister's honor.. [00:46.15] [00:49.77]You might be a redneck. [00:50.89] [00:56.88]If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain... [01:00.66] [01:02.97]you might be a redneck. [01:04.21] [01:05.96]They always make fun of the way I talk, I them keep I telling said your gonna be [01:09.58]real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say, [01:11.89]"Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house." [01:14.51] [01:21.75]you've If ever financed a tattoo.... [01:24.09] [01:25.21]If you've ever made change in the offering plate... [01:28.18] [01:29.49]might you be a redneck. [01:30.55] [01:32.73]we have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country.. [01:36.61]you come Now, to the south, we have words like...yu'nt to. [01:39.90] [01:41.40]goin to We the mall, yu'nt to? [01:43.10] [01:44.72]What letter does that start with, does anybody know? [01:47.70] [01:50.14]I word like alot...aight.this [01:52.21] [01:53.90]That's a word in Texas...aight. [01:55.58] [01:57.26]Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say, [01:59.68]jeet "hey yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight." [02:07.96] [02:14.76]If you go to the family reunion to meet women.... [02:17.53] [02:19.27]If you smoked during your wedding.... [02:21.86] [02:24.42]you might be a redneck. [02:25.93] [02:26.70]And last but not least [02:28.06]if you see a says that sign say no to crack, [02:31.07]and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...