XXL-Keith Anderson

[00:23.51]Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me. [00:27.66]Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me. [00:30.00] [00:31.47]Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head [00:34.47]Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said: [00:37.90] [00:38.47]＂This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell. [00:41.78] [00:42.71]＂Ooh brrr Mamma: he's a double XL.＂ [00:49.00] [00:49.61]By the second grade I was five foot two; [00:53.05] [00:53.69]Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe. [00:56.25] [00:57.38]Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall [01:00.25] [01:01.26]An' the coaches had me playin' High School football. [01:03.19] [01:04.63]Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy you'll make the NFL: [01:08.13] [01:08.81]＂Ooh brrr son you're a double XL.＂ [01:12.07] [01:12.75]Double XL double XL. [01:14.75] [01:15.38]Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell. [01:18.00] [01:19.82]Double XL double XL. [01:22.06] [01:24.00]I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held. [01:26.60] [01:27.60] [01:29.00] [01:37.07]Here we go. [01:37.69] [01:38.45]Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida; [01:40.82] [01:42.19]Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California: [01:43.88] [01:45.95]A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold. [01:49.07] [01:49.70]They want a real man with meat on his bones. [01:52.63] [01:53.19]I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells: [01:56.67]They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL.＂ [02:01.58]Double XL double XL. [02:03.45] [02:04.77]Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell. [02:07.50] [02:08.50]Double XL double XL. [02:10.88] [02:12.07]I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held. [02:15.06] [02:15.88] [02:18.13] [02:27.07]Instrumental Break. [02:27.44]（Double XL solo.） [02:29.68] [02:41.68]Well double XL double XL. [02:44.49] [02:46.06]Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell. [02:48.58] [02:49.64]Double XL double XL. [02:51.76] [02:53.26]I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held. [02:56.32] [02:57.01] [02:59.21] [03:04.21]Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself [03:06.84] [03:07.78]Why all the girls love a double XL. [03:10.60] [03:12.36]Ooh brrr yeah: I'm a double XL. [03:14.03] [03:30.72]Yeah oh whoa. [03:31.77]Triple X-L too.