La-Di-Da-Di-Slick Rick/Doug E. Fresh

[00:00.00]Hit it ! [00:13.42]La-di-da-di... [00:15.80]La-di-da-di... [00:18.14]La-di, da-di! [00:22.34]Yo peep this [00:23.43]La-di-da-di, we like to party [00:25.82]We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody [00:28.39]We're, just some men that's on the mic [00:30.66]And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT [00:33.78]For all of y'all, keep y'all in health [00:36.01]Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself [00:38.66]Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning [00:41.94]Which we create, cause that's our mission [00:44.19]So listen close, to what we say [00:46.41]Because this type of **** happens everyday [00:49.06]I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning [00:52.13]I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and [00:55.31]Went to the bathroom to wash up [00:57.23]Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said [01:00.52]Mirror mirror on the wall [01:03.26]Who is the top choice of them all [01:05.32]there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted [01:08.24]the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!" [01:13.35]Well that true, that why we never had no beef [01:16.13]Then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth [01:18.93]Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail [01:21.51]and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails [01:24.62]I'm true to the style on my behalf [01:27.01]I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath [01:29.76]Clean, dry, was my, body and hair [01:32.51]I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear [01:35.22]For all the girls I might take home [01:37.42]I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne [01:40.59]Fresh dress, like a million bucks, [01:43.03]put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks. [01:45.83]Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no [01:48.59]Went back in I forgot my Kangol [01:50.37]Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY [01:54.03]I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY [01:56.65]This was a girl playing hard to get [01:58.71]So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset [02:01.28]She said uh, "It's all because of you [02:04.45]I'm feeling sad and blue [02:07.16]You went away [02:08.66]and now my life is filled with rainy days [02:12.42]I love you so [02:14.35]How much you'll never know [02:17.100]Cause you took your love away from me" [02:23.19]Now what was I to do [02:25.78]She was crying over me and she was feeling blue [02:28.28]I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes [02:31.32]Here comes your mother with those two little guys" [02:33.84]Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!" [02:36.68]Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye [02:39.08]Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet [02:42.10]Slammed the child on the hard concrete [02:44.83]The ***** was strong, the kids was gone [02:47.33]Something was wrong I said what was going on? [02:50.06]I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her [02:52.98]She said, "If I can't have you she can't either" [02:55.48]She grabbed me closely by my socks [02:57.88]So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox [03:00.81]But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick [03:03.18]She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said [03:06.27]"Why don't you give me some play? [03:08.74]And we can go cruising in my old jag [03:11.10]And if you give me that OK [03:13.61]I'll give you all my love today [03:16.26]Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see [03:19.32]Somehow your words just hypnotize me [03:21.38]And I just love your jazzy ways [03:23.82]So MC Rick my love is here to stay" [03:26.08]And on and on and on she kept on [03:29.09]The ***** been around before my mother's born [03:31.89]I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss [03:34.16]I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss" [03:36.96]She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying [03:39.64]I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!" [03:42.85]I said, "I am -- go ask my mother [03:45.12]And with your wrinkled *****, I can't be your lover!" [03:50.25]To the heart tick tock you don't stop [03:52.91]To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!