The Christmas Can-Can-Straight No Chaser

[00:00.00] 作词 : Jacques Offenbach/Charles Wesley/James Pierpont/Friedrich S. Schiller [00:01.00] 作曲 : Jacques Offenbach/Charles Wesley/James Pierpont/Friedrich S. Schiller [00:14.15]Christmas, Christmas time is here,
圣诞圣诞节来啦 [00:15.32]and Christmas songs you love to hear
还有圣诞歌你爱听哒 [00:16.77]thoughts of joy and hope and cheer,
让你觉得开心快乐 [00:18.75]but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
不过是劝你买！买！买！ [00:19.92]Christmas. Christmas time is here,
圣诞圣诞节来啦 [00:21.78]the sleigh bells and red nosed deer
我们唱着铃儿响叮当 [00:23.56]songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year
每年播了上万次，像《恭喜发财》一样听出了茧子 [00:26.24]Heard this same song 20 times and it’s only Halloween （Joy to the World）
今年已经听了20遍可现在才到万圣节（蛤蛤蛤） [00:32.50]It’s not even cold outside （deck the halls with boughs of holly）
外面一点儿都不冷（麻麻已经挂好了圣诞装饰） [00:37.39]Christmas, Christmas time is here,
圣诞圣诞节来啦 [00:38.31]and Christmas songs you love to hear
还有圣诞歌你爱听哒 [00:39.71]（Hark the herald angels sing joy to）
就像天使唱的一样 [00:41.09]thoughts of joy and hope and cheer,
让你觉得开心快乐 [00:42.31]but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
不过是劝你买！买！买！ [00:43.15]Christmas season, starting sooner every year
圣诞大酬宾来得越来越早 [00:45.88]It’s October, stores with plastic Christmas trees
10月就开始卖假圣诞树 [00:49.10]Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind
洗劫商店，买到晕厥 [00:51.99]Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch
买回的蛋酒堆起来，好好欣赏战利品 [00:55.17]Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny TIm,
麋鹿，雪宝，小提姆 [00:55.94]and Scrooge the price, or Charlie Brown
还有杀价买回来的查理布朗 [00:58.00]It’s time...
是时候啦~ [00:59.30]It’s time to do the Christmas can-can
来吧我们一起跳康康舞 [01:03.96]if you can’t, can’t dance well that’s ok （not going to do the kick line）
跳得不好没关系（没必要踢那么高） [01:08.95]All you need is a tree,
只要你有圣诞树 [01:10.11]some lights about a thousand presents
加上七彩小灯泡和成堆的礼物 [01:11.53]wrap them up and pray for snow
用它们把树围起来等待下雪 [01:13.99]Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way （fa-la-la-la-la）
唱着颂歌翻箱倒柜找你的圣诞毛衣（啦啦啦） [01:19.13]They all the way to California it’s the Christmas can-can howl-a-win’ to Christmas day
一路跳着康康舞，圣诞节时正好到加州 [01:26.69]It’s the most wonderful time of year we’re running mad with Christmas cheer
像过春节一样开心，连夜庆祝像癫痫 [01:29.95]hey what’s troubling you my friend?
哦我亲爱的朋友你怎么了（翻译腔） [01:31.75]It’s not fair if your jewish, jewish （not fair if your Jewish, Jewish）
好惨你们犹太人不能过圣诞 [01:34.39]Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay
来我给你做一个光明节用的陀螺 [01:37.98]You realize that Christmas ain’t the only holiday
原来圣诞节不是唯一的节日 [01:39.95]Hey he’s right who made these laws
能过法定节假日简直棒呆 [01:42.88]Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus, Santa
圣诞老人来惹~ [01:44.11]Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
来惹来惹来惹 [01:47.61]（Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa）
来惹来惹来惹 [01:49.90]Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade(I need go to got some Chinese food)
圣诞老人一起来跳康康舞，大家一起来~（我需要去打包些中国菜） [01:55.54]All you need is a tree,
只要你有圣诞树 [01:59.55]some lights about a thousand presents
加上七彩小灯泡和成堆的礼物 [02:00.76]wrap them up and pray for snow
用它们把树围起来等待下雪 [02:02.39]Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way （fa-la-la-la-la）
唱着颂歌翻箱倒柜找你的圣诞毛衣（啦啦啦） [02:06.78]Friends all the way to Indiana it’s the Christmas can-can that’s the end
印第安纳州的盆友们来跳康康舞 [02:15.00]Wait for our ending
节日还没结束 [02:16.79]We should share this holiday
我们应该传播快乐~ [02:18.04]I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you,
犹太盆友们光明节快乐~ [02:21.54]a happy Chanukah to you,
要快乐哦~ [02:22.97]a happy Chanukah to you
乐哦~ [02:24.27]A merry Christmas, Chanukah and also Kwanzaa. Merry
圣诞快乐，光明节快乐，宽扎节快乐~ [02:30.71]Christmas, happy Chanukah, and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too
再来一遍圣诞快乐，光明节快乐，宽扎节快乐~！