Just Like Tiger Woods-Steel Panther

[00:02.34]. [00:04.73]. [00:12.87]. [00:27.55]If you don't golf, that's okay [00:33.11]You can be a tiger anyway [00:38.74]Lie through your teeth when things get tough [00:44.05]Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough! [00:47.87]. [00:48.49] [00:50.00]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods [00:52.56]Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood [00:55.44]Get real rich and you will find [00:58.38]All the hot chicks will want to grind [01:00.88]. [01:01.19]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods [01:03.88]Grip that shaft like you know you should [01:06.58]Get a platinum card it will be all good [01:09.64]The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods [01:14.77]. [01:15.20]Remember this when you're having fun [01:20.84]Three holes are better than a hole in one! [01:26.27]If the word gets out don't be afraid [01:31.83]When a 9 iron's headed for your escalade [01:35.77]. [01:36.14] [01:37.76]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods [01:40.32]Filling all the divets in the neighborhood [01:43.14]Don't think about those 3 foot putts [01:45.95]And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts [01:48.70]. [01:49.02]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods [01:51.51]Text messages are never good [01:54.32]Nail the girl at the driving range, [01:57.20]Your life will change just like Tiger Woods [02:02.20]. [02:03.02]Have your best friend book all your flights [02:05.58]Tell your wife that you're golfing nights [02:08.39]Get a call girl and maybe just chill [02:11.14]Be willing to part with a 100 mil [02:14.21]Bang a new porn star everyday [02:16.82]Tell your sponsors it'll be okay [02:19.71]Surprise them all with an invitation [02:22.46] [02:25.14]To a viewing of your first double penetration [02:29.51]. [02:45.31]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods [02:47.69]Poking all the holes in the neighborhood [02:50.49]Tell your wife how it's gonna be [02:53.31]Your driver is community property [02:55.99]. [02:56.31]If you wanna be like Tiger Woods, [02:58.88]Brett Favre did it, so you know you could! [03:01.74]Become the king of your neighborhood, [03:04.56]Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods! [03:17.43]Just like Tiger Woods! [03:20.68].