The Reaper Rap-Steve Vai

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Steve Vai [00:00.90]Bill: [00:05.22] I’m Bill S. Preston, Esq.! And this is Ted "Theodore" Logan! [00:15.21]B&T: [00:15.33] And we are Wyld Stallyns! [00:15.90]DeNomolos: [00:16.17] I am DeNomolos. Now . . . what is your mission? [00:18.60]Evil Bill: [00:18.90] First we totally kill Bill and Ted! [00:21.21]Evil Ted: [00:21.51] Yeah, then we take over their lives. [00:22.80]Evil Bill: [00:23.13] He’s totally a robot! [00:24.12]Evil Ted: [00:24.45] So are you, dude! [00:25.50]Evil Bill: [00:26.58] Whoa, we’re total metalheads! [00:29.79]DeNomolos: [00:30.06] Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band! [00:31.80]Evil B&T: [00:32.58] Death to Bill and Ted! [00:33.39]Reaper: [00:33.54] Get down with your bad self! [00:34.92]DeNomolos: [00:35.19] You fools! Are we ready? [00:35.61]Reaper: [00:36.00] Get down with your bad self! [00:37.29]DeNomolos: [00:37.56] You fools! [00:37.77]Evil B&T: [00:38.04] Yeah, totally! [00:38.40]Reaper: [00:38.55] Get down with your bad self! [00:39.72]DeNomolos: [00:39.99] You fools! Are we ready? [00:40.47]Evil Ted: [00:41.40] I’ve got a full on robot chubby. [00:43.14]Evil B&T: [00:53.97] How’s it goin’, Bill and Ted? [00:54.72]Bill: [00:54.81] Ted... it’s us again! [00:56.73]Ted: [00:57.12] Whoa! [00:58.50]Bill: [00:58.59] You’re metal, dude! [00:59.58]Evil Bill: [01:00.27] I know! Check it out! We’re totally gonna kill you now! [01:02.37]B&T: [01:02.52] Whoa... [01:03.21]Evil Bill: [01:03.42] Ha ha ha! [01:04.11]Ted: [01:04.20] Dudes, even though you’re doing this, we... we... [01:06.15]Bill: [01:07.50] We love you! [01:10.05]Evil B&T: [01:10.44] Fags! [01:10.62]Bill: [01:10.71] You ****, Bill! [01:11.01]Evil Bill: [01:11.64] I know! Let’s waste ‘em. [01:12.12]B&T: [01:12.24] Aaaahhhhh!!! [01:12.33]Reaper: [01:13.50] Get down with your bad self! [01:14.91]Rufus: [01:15.06] Bogus [01:15.24]Evil Bill: [01:15.78] Stellar, Evil Ted! [01:16.20]B&T: [01:16.32] No way! [01:16.62]Reaper: [01:16.77] Get down with your bad self! [01:17.40]Rufus: [01:17.55] Bogus [01:17.79]Bill: [01:18.00] Yeah! [01:18.42]Reaper: [01:18.57] Get down with your bad self! [01:19.92]Rufus: [01:20.07] Bogus [01:20.28]Evil Bill: [01:20.79] Stellar, Evil Ted! [01:21.18]B&T: [01:21.30] No way! [01:21.45]Evil Bill: [01:21.69] I totally loogied on that good, dead me! [01:22.95]Ted: [01:23.04] Bill, what happened? [01:35.64]Bill: [01:35.76] Ted, we’re dead, dude! [01:37.98]B&T: [01:38.43] Whoa! [01:38.64]Ted: [01:38.85] Who are you? [01:39.45]Bill: [01:39.54] Ted, it’s the Grim Reaper, dude! [01:42.30]Ted: [01:42.57] Oh. How’s it hangin’, Death? We’ve got to get back to the babes! [01:46.17]Bill: [01:46.26] Ted, we can’t . . . we’re dead, dude! [01:48.09]Ted: [01:48.18] We’ve got to stop those evil us’s! We’ve gotta try! [01:50.34]Bill: [01:50.94] But how? [01:51.36]B&T: [01:54.39] Melvin! [01:54.57]Reaper: [02:02.07] They melvined me! [02:14.46]Ted: [02:14.67] Dude, I totally broke a rock!* [02:15.45]Bill: [02:15.72] Excellent!* [02:16.32]Ted: [02:17.58] I kinda like this* . . . Who’s that? [02:18.63]Bill: [02:19.98] Ted, who do you think it is? [02:21.12]Ted: [02:21.30] How’s it goin’, Beelzebub? Excellent rocks!* [02:22.68]Bill: [02:22.80] We totally broke some.* [02:23.37]Ted: [02:23.49] Okay, can we go now? [02:24.42]B&T: [02:24.81] Whoa! [02:25.05]Bill: [02:25.65] Thanks dude! You know, you’ve got a bad rap. [02:35.55]Colonel Oates: [02:40.17] Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell! [02:54.42]Ted: [02:54.72] Dude. [02:54.96]Bill: [02:55.08] What? [02:55.23]Ted: [02:55.35] I think we’re in our own personal hell! [02:57.36]Easter bunny: [02:57.78] You stole Deacon’s Easter basket! [03:00.36]Little Ted: [03:00.60] No way! [03:01.56]Granny S. Preston, Esq: [03:02.28] How about a kiss? [03:02.73]Little Bill: [03:02.97] Bogus! [03:03.24]Bill: [03:03.33] You ugly red source of all evil! [03:05.28]Granny S. Preston, Esq: [03:05.82] All I want is one! Right on the lips! [03:08.79]Colonel Oates: [03:10.35] Get back here! [03:11.16]B&T: [03:11.31] AHHHHHH!!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! [03:11.67]Bill: [03:11.76] That was non-non-non-non heinous! [03:20.13]Evil Bill: [03:27.87] You suck, dude!* [03:32.55]Bill: [03:32.64] Do something else, dude!* [03:33.39]Ted: [03:33.69] Yeah!* [03:37.92]Bill: [03:38.01] Not bad, dude! [03:38.40]B&T: [04:05.16] Excellent! [04:05.43]Reaper: [04:06.00] Get down with your bad self! [04:07.38]Bill inside Sergeant: [04:09.03] Whoa, donuts! [04:15.42]Ted inside Captain Logan: [04:22.65] I totally possessed my dad! [04:24.12]Reaper: [04:25.56] Get down with your bad self! [04:26.40]Ted inside Captain Logan: [04:29.82] Excellent! [04:30.06]Bill inside Sergeant: [04:31.83] I totally believe you, dude! [04:32.76]Reaper: [04:35.10] Get down with your bad self! [04:35.88]Bill inside Sergeant: [04:36.60] Whoa, donuts! [04:37.65]Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! [04:46.47]Bill: [04:46.56] You totally killed us, you evil metal ********! [04:49.44]Evil Bill: [04:49.68] That’s right, lesser developed human prototype us’s!* [04:52.02]Bill: [04:52.11] Let’s get ‘em, Ted! [04:54.72]Ted: [04:54.81] Ahhhhh, yeah, no! [04:55.05]Colonel Oates: [04:55.38] Get ‘em Granny! [04:55.74]B&T: [04:55.86] We’ve got to face them. [04:56.34]Colonel Oates: [05:07.71] Now get going! [05:07.98]Various moans and groans of fears being defeated. [05:09.27]Bill: [05:09.36] Kiss your fears, dudes! [05:11.28]Ted: [05:12.99] Or offer ‘em a honeybun or something. And they’ll get smaller and maybe they’ll even go away!* [05:18.30]Bill: [05:19.74] Yeah, they’re not that bad, dude. So don’t get programmed by anybody but yourself!* [05:23.94]B&T: [05:25.86] Let’s rock! [05:29.31]Rufus: [05:29.49] And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones! [05:33.81]Evil B&T: [05:34.05] Catch you later, Bill & Ted! [05:35.49]Colonel Oates crying.