Lower Your Expectations-Bo Burnham

[00:05.506]We all want love
我们都渴望爱情 [00:08.897]How many single ladies out there looking for love tonight?
今晚有多少单身女士在寻找真爱？ [00:11.996](Scream)....
(尖叫).... [00:14.317]Yeah,woo that sadness out
没错 用狂欢驱散悲伤 [00:18.713]With more that pain huh?
用更多痛苦来掩盖 嗯？ [00:23.112]Ladies I know what you want
女士们 我知道你们要什么 [00:26.449]Want...want...
想要...想要... [00:31.894]You want a guy that's sweet
你想要温柔体贴的男孩 [00:33.441]A guy that's tough
又要他强悍果敢 [00:34.471]A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
女权主义者却愿为你买单 [00:36.792]The kinda guy that gets along with your friends
能和你的闺蜜打成一片 [00:38.349]Without being attracted to any of them
却对她们毫无邪念 [00:41.202]A good boy
好男孩 [00:41.975]A bad boy
坏男孩 [00:42.489]A good bad boy
又好又坏的男孩 [00:43.516]A half good half bad half boy
半好半坏半男孩 [00:45.580]Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and
爱你弟弟 温柔却不软弱 [00:47.637]Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend
床技高超 周末会问候你母亲 [00:50.753]Then you might think this guy only exists in your mind
这时你或许觉得 这种男人只存在于幻想 [00:57.494]Guess what
猜怎么着 [00:59.558]You're right
你说对了 [01:00.852]If you want love
若你渴望爱情 [01:03.943]Lower your expectations a few
请把标准降低几分 [01:06.792]Because Prince Charming would never settle for you
因为白马王子根本看不上你 [01:09.906]If you want love
若你渴望爱情 [01:13.017]Just pick a guy and love him
随便选个人去爱吧 [01:16.069]And if he's got a thing for feet,say **** it,sweep me off them
就算他有恋足癖 管他呢 把我抱离地面 [01:19.685]Now...
现在... [01:21.754]The good thing is that at a least man has very realistic expectation for a woman
好在男人对女人的要求非常现实 [01:29.733]He said
他说 [01:30.767]'Sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy,huh?'
"用反讽铺垫喜剧第二段 嗯？" [01:36.705]You want a girl that's nice
你想要温柔可人的女孩 [01:38.266]A girl that's not obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
不修边幅却美得惊人的姑娘 [01:41.382]The kinda girl that you can show to your folks
能大方带去见家长 [01:43.184]Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
爱看你爱的电影 总被你笑话逗乐 [01:46.000]A real girl
真实女孩 [01:46.513]A hot girl
性感女孩 [01:47.280]A really hot girl
真实又性感的女孩 [01:48.310]A brand new really hot real doll
全新真实版充气娃娃 [01:50.397]Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
想取悦你 又不刻意表现 [01:52.679]And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with
只用你来挠她喉咙痒痒 [01:55.279]Then you might think this girl only exists in your mind
这时你或许觉得 这种女孩只存在于幻想 [02:01.960]She's real
她真实存在 [02:03.258]But last week
但上周 [02:04.038]She died
去世了 [02:05.327]If you want love
若你渴望爱情 [02:08.669]Lower your expectations a lot
请大幅降低标准 [02:11.236]You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
你以为那话儿是礼物 我保证它不是 [02:14.597]If you want love
若你渴望爱情 [02:17.712]Just pick a girl and love her
随便选个人去爱吧 [02:19.780]Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer
然后掏出家伙 让你爱的人拒绝这份好意 [02:24.422]I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob
不要洁癖狂 也不要邋遢鬼 [02:27.268]Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
只要蓬头垢面的失业青年 [02:29.572]Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
因为我绝不将就 [02:34.479]We want perfect children,a perfect life,perfect husband or a perfect wife
我们要完美小孩 完美人生 完美丈夫或妻子 [02:40.900]But deep down we know we don't deserve it
但心底明白 我们配不上这些 [02:48.576]But
但是 [02:51.405]We all deserve love
我们都值得被爱 [02:57.070]Even on the days when we aren't our best
即使在我们最不堪的日子 [03:00.662]Cause we all suck
因为人都有缺陷 [03:02.220]But love can make us suck less
但爱能让我们少些缺陷 [03:05.312]All deserve
都值得 [03:08.129]Love it's the very best part of being alive
爱是活着最美好的部分 [03:13.557]And I would know I just turned twenty five
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