Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks-Lovage/Nathaniel Merriweather

[00:00.403]I don't dig a lot of the establishment [00:02.128]Well, your ideas and values [00:03.784]They may work for you but [00:05.352]They don't all work for me [00:07.726]As far as I'm concerned [00:09.485]Some are with it [00:10.455]And well some aren't [00:11.451]Hmm, that's a hard one to say [00:14.303]It's hard to say, I'd say [00:17.741]Well wash your ass every day [00:21.602]Wash your whole body every day [00:23.738]And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day [00:27.646]With your teeth, and then you know, wash the face [00:32.504]Do any of these things prevent venereal disease, [00:34.490]besides the rubbers? [00:36.157]Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket [00:40.043]Stuff, it opens up in your pocket [00:41.730]and gets mixed up with your lint cotton [00:43.612]Or mess with the flavour [00:45.129]Cuz when you take the herb and put it in your mouth [00:47.081]Then you gonna be eatin' somethin' [00:48.725]then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth [00:51.385]So you just take it out and use the string for flossin' [00:54.269]That's... that's far out [00:56.968]What do you feel is the best way to [00:58.745]To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant? [01:00.829]I mean..., what do you do? [01:04.234]Well, you need different pairs of socks [01:05.647]You know, some times you need the coloured socks [01:07.790]That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt [01:11.570]Then every, every, every other couple of days [01:13.109]I mean, you wear the white sock [01:14.699]You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days [01:16.533]Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet [01:19.598]Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock [01:23.000]Then you get the little black spots on the side [01:24.812]Or you can go and get, you know, the different types [01:29.320]There's other types of socks that's made for shoes [01:31.099]But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff [01:33.400]Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funking [01:37.427]And you get the powder into put it in [01:38.693]so you won't get the funk or the funky feet [01:39.850]Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk [01:43.371]Cuz when you die you go back to the funk [01:44.705]And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cause it stinkin [01:47.308]Or something ran up in your ass and just died