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[00:11]As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
当我走过平时收割粮食的山谷时 [00:14]I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
看了眼我妻子 发现她脸色苍白 [00:17]But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
但这对我这种Amish人来说很完美 [00:20]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
知道不，我排斥电器之类的新奇玩意 [00:23]At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
我在早上四点半挤牛奶 [00:26]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
Jebediah喂鸡Jebediah耕地...你个傻子！ [00:29]And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
我挤奶和耕田的时间长到 [00:32]Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
连Ezekiel 都觉得我疯了 [00:35]Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
我是大地之子，纪律是我的信条 [00:38]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
我手上拿着圣经 下巴蓄着络腮胡 [00:41]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
不过要是我和你都干完了活 [00:44]Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
今晚我们就会来一场17世纪的派对 [00:47]Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都 [00:50]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [00:53]Ive churned butter once or twice
我也许会搅拌黄油一两次 [00:55]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [00:59]Its hard work and sacrifice
意味着辛勤工作和牺牲 [01:01]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [01:05]We sell quilts at discount price
我们有低价出售的被子 [01:07]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [01:10]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上周有个附近的小孩踢了我的屁股 [01:13]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
我只是对他笑了笑然后让他踢另一边 [01:16]I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
我真的不在乎，我还希望他过得好 [01:19]Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
等他被地狱之火焚烧时我一定会笑到头都掉下来 [01:22]But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
我从没打过观光客 即使他们真的很欠揍 [01:25]An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
你觉得Amish人很傲慢？那是扯淡 [01:28]I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
我从不穿带扣子的衣服，但我戴很酷的帽子 [01:31]And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
并且我全家都认为我穿黑色很棒...你个傻子！ [01:33]If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
你要是来观光，你一定会无聊到哭出来 [01:36]We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我们三百年都没交过电话费 [01:39]But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
但这真没什么稀奇的，所以请别对我们指指点点 [01:42]Were just technologically impaired
我们只是不太懂现代科技 [01:45]Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
这里没电话，没电灯，没汽车 [01:48]Not a single luxury
没有一件奢侈品 [01:51]Like Robinson Caruso
就像鲁宾逊一样 [01:54]Its as primitive as can be
怎么原始怎么过 [01:58]Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都 [02:00]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:03]Were just plain and simple guys
我们只是朴素简单的家伙 [02:05]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:09]Theres no time for sin and vice
这里没时间去犯罪或者腐败 [02:11]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:15]We dont fight, we all play nice
我们不打架，我们相处愉快 [02:17]Living in an Amish Paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:21]Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
拴住马车，搅拌许多黄油 [02:23]Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
周一建了座谷仓，很快再建别的 [02:26]Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
你觉得你正直？你觉得你心灵纯洁？ [02:29]Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
呵呵，我可是比你想的谦逊几千倍 [02:32]Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
我从小就希望成为虔诚的信徒 [02:35]On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
我夜以继日的跪坐来积攒下半生的福数 [02:39]So dont be vain and dont be whiny
所以别傲慢也别发牢骚 [02:41]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
要不然，兄弟，我也许会让你有一个中世纪的屁股 [02:44]Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都 [02:46]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:50]Were all crazy Mennonites
我们都是狂热的门诺派教徒 [02:52]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:55]Theres no cops or traffic lights
这里没有警察或者红绿灯 [02:58]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [03:01]But youd probably think it bites
但你可能觉得这不适合你 [03:04]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [03:07]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
啊噢噢噢，噢噢噢 [03:13]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
啊噢噢噢，噢噢耶嘁
当我走过平时收割粮食的山谷时 [00:14]I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
看了眼我妻子 发现她脸色苍白 [00:17]But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
但这对我这种Amish人来说很完美 [00:20]You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
知道不，我排斥电器之类的新奇玩意 [00:23]At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
我在早上四点半挤牛奶 [00:26]Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
Jebediah喂鸡Jebediah耕地...你个傻子！ [00:29]And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
我挤奶和耕田的时间长到 [00:32]Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
连Ezekiel 都觉得我疯了 [00:35]Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
我是大地之子，纪律是我的信条 [00:38]Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
我手上拿着圣经 下巴蓄着络腮胡 [00:41]But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
不过要是我和你都干完了活 [00:44]Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
今晚我们就会来一场17世纪的派对 [00:47]Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都 [00:50]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [00:53]Ive churned butter once or twice
我也许会搅拌黄油一两次 [00:55]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [00:59]Its hard work and sacrifice
意味着辛勤工作和牺牲 [01:01]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [01:05]We sell quilts at discount price
我们有低价出售的被子 [01:07]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [01:10]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
上周有个附近的小孩踢了我的屁股 [01:13]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
我只是对他笑了笑然后让他踢另一边 [01:16]I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
我真的不在乎，我还希望他过得好 [01:19]Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
等他被地狱之火焚烧时我一定会笑到头都掉下来 [01:22]But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
我从没打过观光客 即使他们真的很欠揍 [01:25]An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
你觉得Amish人很傲慢？那是扯淡 [01:28]I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
我从不穿带扣子的衣服，但我戴很酷的帽子 [01:31]And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
并且我全家都认为我穿黑色很棒...你个傻子！ [01:33]If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
你要是来观光，你一定会无聊到哭出来 [01:36]We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
我们三百年都没交过电话费 [01:39]But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
但这真没什么稀奇的，所以请别对我们指指点点 [01:42]Were just technologically impaired
我们只是不太懂现代科技 [01:45]Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
这里没电话，没电灯，没汽车 [01:48]Not a single luxury
没有一件奢侈品 [01:51]Like Robinson Caruso
就像鲁宾逊一样 [01:54]Its as primitive as can be
怎么原始怎么过 [01:58]Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都 [02:00]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:03]Were just plain and simple guys
我们只是朴素简单的家伙 [02:05]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:09]Theres no time for sin and vice
这里没时间去犯罪或者腐败 [02:11]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:15]We dont fight, we all play nice
我们不打架，我们相处愉快 [02:17]Living in an Amish Paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:21]Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
拴住马车，搅拌许多黄油 [02:23]Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
周一建了座谷仓，很快再建别的 [02:26]Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
你觉得你正直？你觉得你心灵纯洁？ [02:29]Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
呵呵，我可是比你想的谦逊几千倍 [02:32]Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
我从小就希望成为虔诚的信徒 [02:35]On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
我夜以继日的跪坐来积攒下半生的福数 [02:39]So dont be vain and dont be whiny
所以别傲慢也别发牢骚 [02:41]Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
要不然，兄弟，我也许会让你有一个中世纪的屁股 [02:44]Weve been spending most our lives
我们的大半生都 [02:46]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:50]Were all crazy Mennonites
我们都是狂热的门诺派教徒 [02:52]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [02:55]Theres no cops or traffic lights
这里没有警察或者红绿灯 [02:58]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [03:01]But youd probably think it bites
但你可能觉得这不适合你 [03:04]Living in an Amish paradise
活在Amish一族的世外天堂 [03:07]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
啊噢噢噢，噢噢噢 [03:13]Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
啊噢噢噢，噢噢耶嘁