Hip Hop Quotables-Ludacris

[00:00.00] 作词 : BRIDGES, CHRISTOPHER BRIAN/SERMON, ERICK S [00:00.24] 作曲 : Bridges, Sermon [00:00.48]Hi, my name's [00:01.38]Ludacris, and [00:02.19]I'm high as giraffe pussy [00:03.75]And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me [00:07.08]I curse so much just to get on they nerves [00:09.33]I got kids actin' a fool from the traps to the burbs [00:12.18]My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque [00:15.30]So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back [00:18.18]I take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater [00:21.15]And make government officials breathe harder than [00:23.34]Darth Vader [00:24.15]It's the chicken and the beer that makes [00:25.92]Luda keep rappin' [00:26.97]But no pork on my fork, [00:28.29]I don't even speak pig latin [00:29.94]I go fishing on my lake, with your bitch as the bait [00:32.73]Plus I eat many [00:33.75]MC's, but [00:34.44]I don't gain no weight [00:35.64]The numba one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers [00:38.79]I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than maracas [00:41.61]But my trix ain't for kids, if you dig'um you'll get smacked [00:44.70]I'll clock ya [00:45.66]I'll spring forward, you fall back [00:47.55]Every album that [00:48.42]I drop has got more than ten bangers [00:50.43]That's cause [00:50.85]I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is [00:52.59]Crank Yankers [00:53.37]Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain [00:56.16]To get chicks from [00:56.97]Portland, [00:57.42]Oregon to [00:58.05]Portland, [00:58.65]MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastas [01:02.10]For a hefty fee, [01:03.21]I'm on your record like [01:04.26]Bob Costas [01:05.25]I own so many jerseys [01:06.60]I'm a throwback mess [01:07.86]I hit the cleaners and tell 'em [01:09.30]I want a full court press [01:10.89]So momma toast your glass while [01:12.60]I'm countin' my cash' [01:13.71]Cause every single is a smash, [01:15.33]I'm hot as a camel's ass [01:16.62]The competition never just wanna admit that they lost [01:19.56]And that they last about as long as my part in the wash [01:22.35]From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit'chu [01:25.50]One of Mini [01:26.19]Me's shoes got more sole than you [01:28.23]So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin' [01:31.23]I'm in the strip club smokin', with [01:33.21]President [01:33.69]ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee [01:37.14]They may the mold of the nigga enlarger off m [01:40.20]I'll be in another room when [01:41.85]I hit from the back [01:42.96]Not to mention my refridgerator's taller than [01:45.39]ShaqSo yippie kay yay, yippie yie yie yo [01:49.29]If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro [01:51.93]I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on [01:54.81]But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tampons [01:57.81]So wash all ya sins away and stop playin' [02:00.84]If God's line is busy you might have to two way him [02:03.63]Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet [02:06.45]And when I'm drunk tell them kids, drugs are bad, mmm'kay? [02:09.54]Or watch me swing my chain at the [02:11.16]Roscoe's off [02:11.91]PicoGot seven cars, get all my rims at [02:14.46]Chrome Depot [02:15.48]And people think [02:16.23]I'm bad, they say "Oh he's so Evil!"' [02:18.21]Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people [02:21.18]But my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf [02:23.88]I heard you m********e a lot, so y'all keep to yourself' [02:26.73]Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong [02:29.91]Like the N [02:30.45]BA, you gotta play hard or go home [02:32.88]All that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them' [02:35.55]Cause Ludacris'll beat you down with a prosthetic limb [02:38.52]I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it [02:41.67]And yo' breath will turn to [02:42.66]Foot Locker water repellant [02:44.34]I'm the man, [02:45.12]I got money far as the eyes can see [02:47.25]And I'm in a group, [02:48.27]I split dough with me, me and me [02:50.37]So much money in my jewelry that [02:52.08]I'm damn near sorry [02:53.34]So I'ma trade my earrings in, and get a [02:55.44]FerrariI buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with [02:58.44]Donald Trump [02:59.16]Y'all meet with [02:59.88]Honda, no payments for 12 months [03:02.07]Take a look at yo' life, and no wonder you so sad [03:04.95]Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!