Vegemite (The Black Death)-Amanda Palmer

[00:27.87]You tell me that you love me when [00:32.22]I'm lying by your side [00:37.23]You tell me that [00:38.60]I am the only one who understands your troubled mind [00:43.07]That I am blind to any evil you can do [00:49.69]And that I love you more than any other girl could ever do [00:58.35]You love the things that [01:00.30]I love: you love art and you love books [01:03.86]And you love love as much as [01:06.16]I do and you love my dirty looks [01:09.02]And you love me right now [01:14.96]So how can you love... [01:26.58]Vegemite? [01:29.42]It tastes like sadness [01:32.97]It tastes like batteries [01:36.47]It tastes like asses [01:39.63]I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast [01:47.70]It is the [01:48.92]Vegemite, my darling, or it's me [01:52.62]You have to make a ******* choice [01:55.09]I cannot sit with you at breakfast [01:59.59]The very smell of it obliterates my senses [02:03.41]And if that weren't bad enough you also eat the **** for lunch [02:06.79]Which means we can't spend any time together [02:10.28]What kind of relationship is that? [02:14.43]The choice is yours, my heart is in your hands... [02:21.29]Please wash your hands [02:23.74]You just ate [02:25.03]Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard [02:26.90]It's all about you, isn't it? [02:30.34]It's just take, take, take, take [02:33.64]What about me? [02:34.59]What about my feelings? [02:37.95]I'm sorry [02:41.46]I had this really awful experience when [02:43.57]I was six years old [02:45.71]And our British next door neighbor, [02:47.26]Christopher [02:48.27]Gill, he was babysitting us [02:49.81]And he made me eat an entire spoonful of [02:52.46]Marmite Which is just like [02:54.47]Vegemite pretty much except it's even grosser [02:57.22]He made me eat it by telling me it was chocolate fudge [03:01.22]And so I swallowed the whole thing and then [03:02.78]I had to go to the bathroom and throw up [03:05.28]And it really traumatized me and [03:07.94]I'm sorry [03:08.74]I got so emotional, [03:10.19]I just... [03:14.69]I love you, and no matter what you eat [03:22.30]I'll always love you completely [03:26.41]I might just always leave the room at meal times [03:29.90]Or refuse to kiss or touch you for a week [03:34.86]If you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth [03:41.16]You're in my heart, but put yourself inside my shoes [03:47.91]I have to know, it shouldn't be too hard to choose [03:54.06]I know it's tearing you apart, but it's the way it has to be [04:02.87]It is the [04:04.02]Vegemite, my darling [04:09.77]It is the [04:11.12]Vegemite, my darling [04:17.22]Put down the [04:18.02]Vegemite, you ******, or [04:24.47]I'll leave