Cool and Unusual Punishment-NOFX

[00:00.000]「ごめんなさいでしょう?」
“你该说对不起对吧？” [00:03.000]Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
绝对束缚、日式冷面、热清酒 [00:08.000]The mistress bar in roppongi is the place
六本木的情人酒吧正是体验这些的好地方 [00:13.000]For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you're gonna find at the record store
这些硬核日式体验 都是你没法在录像里看到的东西 [00:17.000]Not the kind designed for the kind hearted
也不适合那些软蛋 [00:22.000]Do not pass go, do not get bail
受伤失意的时候 [00:24.000]Go directly to Osaka Jail
直接去 Osaka Jail 就对了（译注：一家监狱主题的 SM 情趣酒吧） [00:27.000]Where you get locked or drunk under the table
在那儿你能体验被锁住或是被口爆吞*的感觉 [00:41.000]For just under 10,000 yen
只要不到一万日元 [00:43.000]You can visit hell and come back again
你就能上地狱兜一圈然后返回 [00:46.000]For the process of hurting and healing
只为追寻那种受伤又治愈的感觉 [00:51.000]Cake and candle wax dessert
滴蜡调教 [00:53.000]It's not fun 'til someone gets hurt
只有真弄到受伤才有乐趣 [00:55.000]Who's the next to get hung from the ceiling
好了 下一个轮到谁被吊到天花板上？ [01:00.000]So if you want rewards and consequence
如果你想要奖励或是反馈 [01:02.000]They got the cool and unusual punishments
他们那儿能提供又酷又不寻常的“惩罚” [01:05.000]Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
跪下接受“来自日本的教导” [01:10.000]Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
玩绳缚、香烟烫体 不要在乎会不会受伤 [01:26.000]This is pure assisted self-destruction
这本来就是一种在他人帮助下的自毁 [01:37.000]Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
“乾杯（かんぱい）”一饮而尽 然后被五花大绑 [01:41.000]One bad deed surely deserves another
作为恶人 就是要得恶报 [01:46.000]Bruised from bamboo caning
弄上一身被藤条鞭打而来的淤青 [01:48.000]Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
回家和你重要的朋友解释下这是怎么回事 [01:55.000]Good ******* luck
祝你TMD好运 [01:58.000]「誰が私の足の間をなめていいって言ったの！」
“谁允许你舔我的脚了！” [02:01.000]「ごめんなさいは？」
“你该说对不起吧？” [02:02.000]「私の目を見て言いなさい！」
“看着我的眼睛说！”