Intro-直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang/直火帮 Straight Fire Gang

[00:00.000] 作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang [00:00.591] 作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang [00:01.182]The Host：
主持人： [00:01.731]Who do I think get more girls – rapper or ballers?
你们问我觉得说唱歌手还是篮球运动员有更多女生喜欢？ [00:07.236]Rappers – It depends
说唱歌手呢，哎还是不好说 [00:09.908]If you are in the NBA, you get automatic women
如果你是NBA球员，那自然女人缘会很好 [00:15.506]It doesn’t matter if you are on the bench, blah blah blah
不管你是板凳球员还是怎么说 [00:18.513]You are on the NBA, you made it
你在NBA打球，你就是做到了 [00:21.025]But if you are a rapper, and you are not famous
但如果你是个说唱歌手，还没啥粉丝 [00:26.065]Unless she loves you or she likes you
除非她是真的跟你走心了 [00:29.488]There’s no reason for her to be putting out
她完全没有理由对你感兴趣啊 [00:32.456]“Yo I just went home with this moderately famous rapper that had 5k followers”
“姐妹们我刚刚和一个有五千粉的小rapper约会了” [00:39.961]“He ugly, but he has a lot of potential.”
“他丑丑的，但他潜力无限哦。” [00:43.441]Who wants to do that?
谁会要干这档事儿啊？ [00:47.355]You know what I’m saying? And here’s the thing
你知道我在说什么吗？而且还有一个点 [00:50.118]The ugliest NBA player, he still got a good body.
最丑的NBA球员至少身体倍儿棒啊 [00:54.792]He can work out for 48 minutes, you know that for sure
他可以连续运动48小时，这你是肯定知道的 [00:57.257]Rappers? I don’t know about that
说唱歌手这可就不好说了啊 [01:03.193]Rappers are outta shape
说唱歌手身材一般都有点走样 [01:06.483]Rappers come in two shapes: they either skinny af or fat af
说唱歌手只有两种：皮包骨和大胖子 [01:11.561]But look, if you are a rapper that has a million followers
但不得不说啊，如果你是一个有百万粉丝的说唱歌手 [01:17.872]At least 1% wanna bang ya
那至少也有1%的人愿意和你回家 [01:21.226]Look at Higher Brothers，the fat guy probably get more girls than all of us combined
你看看更高兄弟里的胖胖，他应该女人缘比我们在座所有人加起来都好 [01:29.747]Aiight you guys are a nice crowd, thank you for being patient
观众朋友们你们真太给面子了，感谢你们的耐心等待 [01:33.616]I guess it’s time to bring out the main event of the night
现在是时候请出我们今晚的主角了 [01:37.454]The man your girl thinks about when she kisses you good night
你女朋友在晚上给你说晚安的时候实际上脑子里想着的那位 [01:41.190]The Prince of Shanghai from Straight Fire Gang
来自直火帮的上海王子 [01:43.992]The man with more fans from Shanghai to Hainan
粉丝从上海排到海南的男人 [01:46.981]He can rap, make you laugh, and step on crap
他会说唱，会让你笑，也能带你去迪士尼 [01:50.233]So get your ass on the floor and witness what you’ve never seen before
全都准备好，经历一场你绝对没有体验过的演出吧！