Tattoo段子-直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang/直火帮 Straight Fire Gang

[00:00.000] 作词 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang [00:00.695] 作曲 : 直火帮Chuck Zigga Jiang [00:01.390]The First time I saw a tattoo, it was on a pig
我第一次看到一个纹身，是在一头猪身上 [00:09.547]I don’t know if your mom and my mom went to the same market
我不知道你妈妈和我妈妈是不是去的同一个菜市场啊 [00:14.285]But one day she came home with a tattoo pork
但有一天她带回来了一块纹身猪肉 [00:24.023]I was like mom, what are you doing with this gangster pig?
我说，老妈，你买这个匪帮猪干啥啊？ [00:33.511]My mom said oh, getting a tattoo means you can kill this pig
我妈说，哦，有了这个纹身就说明这个猪可以杀了啊 [00:39.140]And I was like OMG
我当时就想天呐 [00:40.395]Getting a tattoo means they can kill you!
有了纹身就说明他们可以把你办了！ [00:44.685]Turns out rappers do get killed.
结果说唱歌手确实经常领盒饭啊 [00:50.726]But I also don’t like tattoos just because I don’t like the look of it
但我不喜欢纹身的原因还有一个，就是我觉得它不好看 [00:56.941]I don’t know if you guys have a 花臂 friend
我不知你们有没有花臂的朋友啊 [00:59.346]It just look like they got a fancy 棉毛衫 all year
他们看起来就是一年四季就穿着个潮爆了的棉毛衫 [01:06.624]Wearing a 棉毛衫 with their 汗毛 sticking out
穿着棉毛衫，但是汗毛还扎出来了 [01:13.221]I was like omg where did you get this
我都会说我的天你在哪买的这啊 [01:16.288]Send me the Taobao link I wanna get a 同款
给我发个淘宝链接，我想整个同款 [01:22.520]One day at my concert, a fan walked up to me and said
有一天在我演唱会，有个粉丝走上来说 [01:27.359]I love your music so much that I tattooed your face on my arm
我超爱你们的音乐，所以把你们的脸纹在我手臂上了 [01:33.304]Yeah, this thing, on her arm
没错，就这脸，在她手臂上 [01:40.683]And I looked at her I was like OMG
我看着她我说我滴妈 [01:47.347]Please don’t get fat
求你别长胖了啊 [01:53.366]Cuz now that my face is connected to her body
因为现在我脸长她身上了啊 [01:56.877]And if she goes crazy at 疯狂星期四
如果她在疯狂星期四爆吃 [01:59.430]I get fat? That’s crazy
我会长胖？这也太夸张了 [02:06.503]In fact, if you guys wanna stay in shape
说实话，如果你们想保持身材 [02:10.645]The best way is to tattoo your favorite celebrity on your belly
你就把你最喜欢的明星纹在肚子上就好了 [02:14.992]Cuz now you’re responsible
因为这样你就得负责了啊 [02:17.534]Yeah, 欧阳娜娜 right here. 易烊千玺 right here
对啊，欧阳娜娜，易烊千玺往这儿一纹就是 [02:23.384]And if you like AKB48
如果你喜欢的是AKB48 [02:25.232]You can get your 棉毛衫 right here
你这棉毛衫就直接可以安排上了啊