One Note Song-Tenacious D

[00:00.00]KG: Jack? [00:00.33]JB: Yeah? [00:00.50]KG: Do you think some people, do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us- [00:11.71]JB: No. KG: -but we can't tell? [00:13.32]JB: No we don't have that technology yet. [00:15.42]But Rage, [00:16.79]Rage, Rage- [00:18.03]KG: Yeah? [00:18.16]JB: -you know what [00:19.23]I was thinking? [00:20.70]Stop playing, [00:22.37]I was thinking of a ****in' brilliant song [00:24.97]KG: Yeah? [00:25.41]JB: Check it out, just do what [00:28.27]I do, KG: [00:28.76]Ok... JB: [00:29.35]Just play this note. (Plays) [00:30.41]JB: Then we both, just keep both playing that note. [00:41.71]Every once in a while bend it. [00:48.50]And that's it and just remember who wrote that song - [00:51.42]ME, baby, [00:52.63]ME. KG: (Sighs) [00:53.15]JB: See it's ****in' simple, thats one song in the bank, next song [00:59.30]KG: Is th- [00:59.60]JB: -next song- [01:00.62]KG: -how could, but it's just one note. [01:01.88]JB: -next! [01:02.53]KG: Anybody coulda wrote it, anybody coulda done that,one song, just one note. [01:05.82]JB: Yeah but guess who did write it, [01:07.76]ME! KG: Yeah but did you write this... [01:11.01]JB: Dude, [01:13.27]I did I told you to do the bending every once in a while! [01:16.03]KG: Oh yeah you did, fu- [01:17.63]JB: Hoo hoo, [01:18.58]I win- KG: [01:19.30]****! JB: [01:19.88]I win, one to nothing!