Drive-Thru-Tenacious D

[00:00.00]JB: Kage... [00:00.31]KG: Yeah? [00:00.47]JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) [00:06.11]KG: Oh good, [00:06.43]I'm starvin'. [00:07.80]Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) [00:12.86]JB: Yeah, um...ah [00:14.99]Drive-thru guy: [00:15.95]May I have your order? [00:18.70]JB: Yeah, hold on a second, [00:19.83]I'm lookin' at the menu [00:20.78]Drive-thru guy: okay [00:22.04]JB: ...ah l- [00:22.49]Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries? [00:25.11]JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... [00:27.70]I'll tell you what [00:29.13]I want. um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets? [00:38.05]Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets. [00:40.01]JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? [00:42.55]I'm, I'm tryin'to... [00:43.42]Drive thru-guy: [00:43.60]They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service? [00:45.91]JB: Shut up and listen to my order. [00:49.28]Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. [00:53.13]I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. [00:55.08]I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake. [00:57.77]Drive-thru guy: [00:58.36]They come in six or twelve pieces sir... [00:59.84]JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. [01:06.45]And then, uh, can [01:10.15]I have a junior western bacon chee? [01:12.79]A JUNIOR western bacon chee. [01:15.40]I'm trying to watch my figure. [01:17.06]Drive-thru guy: [01:17.81]Western Bacon [01:18.33]Cheeseburger... [01:18.66]JB: A JUNI [01:19.32]OR Western [01:20.14]Bacon Chee... [01:20.94]Drive-thru guy: [01:21.12]Would you like that with onions? [01:23.28]JB: No Onions. [01:24.26]Drive-thru guy: [01:24.98]Okay, Junior [01:25.49]Bacon Chee... [01:25.88]Total is $6.57 [01:26.21]JB: Okay, and [01:27.08]I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish. [01:33.63]Drive-thru guy: [01:34.47]Fillet of [01:34.65]Fish... JB: [01:34.86]Now if you could take a [01:36.18]Coca-Cola, and just go half [01:38.11]Coca-Cola, half [01:39.36]Diet Coke...'cuz [01:41.04]I'm tryin to watch my figure... [01:42.53]Tryin to loose some of the weight. [01:44.30]Drive-thru guy: [01:45.54]You want half [01:46.73]Coca-Cola, half... [01:47.24]JB: Um, and a [01:47.52]SMALL, a * [01:48.68]SMALL* Chocolate [01:51.20]Shake. Because [01:51.93]I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small. [01:54.04]Drive-thru guy: [01:54.72]It come's in medium-small or medium-large. [01:56.23]JB: Um... [01:57.04]Drive-thru guy: [01:57.35]Small Chocolate [01:57.65]Shake. JB: [01:57.86]Also a small seasoned-curlies [02:00.11]Drive-thru guy: [02:00.58]Seasoned-curlies... [02:00.99]JB: Small, seasoned-curlies. [02:03.53]Drive-thru guy: [02:04.67]Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon cheeseburger... [02:07.05]JB: Okay, uh... [02:07.23]**** my ass, what else? [02:09.97]Give me, uh...alright. [02:13.44]Cherries Jubilee and that's it. [02:15.11]Drive-thru guy: [02:16.11]Cherries Jubilee. [02:16.48]JB: Wait, [02:16.73]Kage, what do you want? [02:18.18]KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a... [02:20.70]I think I want the regular, uh, western bacon-cheeseburger, [02:24.76]Large shake, um... [02:27.25]JB: Oh God! [02:28.15]Come on with the order. [02:29.70]KG: I'm... [02:29.91]JB: Take forever. [02:31.44]KG: That's all [02:31.71]I want. That's all [02:33.64]I want... [02:34.06]JB: good. [02:35.08]How much is that sir? [02:36.57]Drive-thru guy: [02:37.91]That'll be, uh, $14.75. [02:39.45]At the window please, will you drive up? [02:40.64]JB: Do you have any money? [02:41.54]KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. [02:44.45]Yeah, I got...do you have s... [02:45.67]I got like... [02:47.07]JB: Give it to me. [02:47.72]KG: Alright, here. [02:49.54]JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. [02:52.79]I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order. [02:57.12]Okay, thank you, let's go. (Motor Sounds)