Merry Mutha****** Xmas-Eazy-E

[00:00.837] (Dolomite) [00:00.960] Come on over, honey [00:02.156] And give your uncle Dolomite a kiss [00:04.477] (kissing sounds) [00:05.259] Well, what you want, baby? [00:06.897] [00:07.094] (Baby) [00:07.257] Would you tell me a story? [00:09.451] [00:09.625] (Dolemite) [00:09.767] You want me to tell you a story? [00:11.827] [00:12.045] (Baby) [00:12.187] Hell yeah! [00:12.771] [00:12.953] (Other Baby) [00:13.096] Me too! [00:14.095] [00:14.276] (Dolemite) [00:14.555] Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story [00:17.480] About the bad-ass Eazy-E [00:19.872] He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three [00:23.615] Listen and listen well [00:25.542] He's a bad muthafu- [00:27.329] [00:27.526] (Mother) [00:27.527] Gimmie that god damn book! [00:29.790] Here, let me read you this one [00:31.478] Christmas in Compton [00:33.468] It was a silent night, yes, a holy night [00:37.338] Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaphxckkin' Wright [00:41.026] [00:43.881] (Carolers) [00:44.176] Deck the halls with ***** of holly [00:46.470] Fa la la la la la la la la [00:49.287] Tis the season to be jolly.... [00:49.573] [00:49.574] (Eazy-E) [00:49.575] Merry Christmas, muthaphxckka! [00:50.805] (Gun Shots) [00:52.458] [00:52.666] (Verse 1: Eazy-E) [00:53.211] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas and a ho ho ho! [00:55.757] While I'm riding that cot under the mistletoe [00:58.235] Now dashing through the snow [01:00.843] In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches) [01:03.795] Over the hills I go [01:06.251] Laughing at this ho [01:08.815] **** on her chin ring [01:11.396] Making me feel right [01:13.899] Oh what fun it is to know [01:16.066] That I'm gonna get this puxxy tonight [01:18.323] So ring them bells, ring them bells [01:21.179] She's taking it all the way [01:24.059] Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dxxk this way, hey [01:29.210] Ring them bells, ring them bells [01:31.333] She's taking it all the way [01:34.356] Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dxxk [01:38.085] Oh yay! [01:39.443] This is the season to get bitten [01:42.024] Compton crime lick and I'm smoking on this shxt [01:44.048] [01:44.257] (Santa) [01:44.435] Ho ho ho, come sit on my face - I mean lap [01:47.137] And tell me what you want for Christmas, ho ho [01:48.719] [01:48.963] (Verse 2: Menajahtwa) [01:49.187] I want a sleigh ride [01:50.186] A Christmas Eve stick of rum [01:51.761] She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cxm [01:54.396] A VCR on the set with nothing but pxrno flicks [01:56.889] Get some Rudolph the red nose reindeer [01:59.447] Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper [02:01.945] Give me a **** for his cxck will be the party poppa [02:04.418] I dig a ho, crack a dough by the **** oh [02:07.135] I want to be having a good time fxckin' in tha snow [02:09.522] I made him drop to his knees [02:10.711] Yeah you know what's up [02:12.088] I said here's some candy canes eat'em up [02:14.561] I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes [02:17.189] Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot [02:19.809] I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy [02:22.263] I want him to shake me?? [02:24.890] So all on the hunt, bon appetite [02:27.383] And a condom in a tree [02:29.662] [02:29.909] (Eazy-E) [02:30.425] All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth [02:32.793] My two front teeth, my two front teeth [02:35.498] All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth [02:37.751] Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat [02:39.557] [02:39.828] (Buckwheat) [02:40.433] Buckwheat is a wascal [02:41.802] That's no Christmas [02:42.871] And all the toys, boys and girls [02:44.368] fxck ya wishes [02:45.504] I not happy, overjoyed in this muthaphxckka [02:48.030] No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka [02:50.603] No shxt on the roof, cough up Rudolph's **** [02:52.952] When I was young I was the only kid [02:54.434] Who had enough guts to be [02:55.758] Good ole hearing on the East [02:57.638] I'd stay awake just to let America know [02:59.198] That Santa was a fake [03:00.796] I used to believe in Saint dxxk when Elvis was alive [03:03.463] But all the fxcking bullshxt got played when I was five [03:05.905] Years old, just stay young, bold writing [03:08.463] Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting [03:10.909] Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath [03:13.203] I got my two front teeth [03:14.481] Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and just spread me a leaf [03:17.164] Little kids, don't cry [03:18.351] When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fxcking lie [03:20.321] [03:20.653] (Eazy-E) [03:20.810] On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me [03:26.452] Three pounds of indo [03:28.225] Two birds of cxcxxnx [03:30.059] And a A muthaphxckkin' K, bxtch [03:34.405] [03:34.602] (Hook) [03:35.287] Eazy-E oh Eazy-E [03:39.050] Show us how you treat those bxtches [03:42.548] [03:42.737] (Hook) [03:42.891] I saw mommy fxcking Eazy Claus [03:45.502] [03:45.683] (Eazy-E) [03:45.825] Close the door, little bxtch [03:47.007] I'm getting these draws [03:47.987] [03:48.156] (Hook) [03:48.299] I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop [03:50.172] [03:50.327] (Eazy-E) [03:50.478] I don't give a fxck [03:51.469] I'm getting Christmas cot [03:53.187] Ho ho ho and away I go [03:55.230] [03:55.394] (Hook) [03:55.529] Oh Saint Nick's got a **** like a pole [03:57.731] [03:57.920] (Woman 1) [03:58.099] Well where's our shxt? [03:59.143] [03:59.306] (Woman 2) [03:59.441] This muthaphxckker's cheap [04:00.426] [04:00.595] (Eazy-E) [04:00.773] Shut the fxck up, bxtches [04:02.131] And go back to sleep [04:03.032] [04:03.150] (Verse 3: Will 1X) [04:03.291] Yo black, what you want for Christmas? [04:04.406] (Yo black, I want a job) [04:05.730] For my Christmas, all the fxcked up people [04:07.250] Want some corn-on-the-cob [04:08.337] A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nxgga'll eat some [04:10.876] Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Froot Loops [04:13.423] Now who's caroling in my window [04:15.466] Smokin' up indo [04:16.789] Mechalecha hi, make a high note [04:18.427] [04:18.597] (apl.de.ap) [04:18.923] Get out my fxcking yard with your camel [04:21.081] You wanna get busy and Santa like a.. [04:23.213] A bam balam bam like I am a rhymer, I'm talking [04:25.571] The Atban Klann will make shxt slam, it's Christmas time [04:28.775] The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam [04:33.488] [04:33.651] (Will1X) [04:33.802] Yo black, what you want for Christmas? [04:35.029] Yo black, I want some cash [04:36.336] So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash [04:38.574] [04:38.739] (Atban Klann (Will1X & apl.de.ap)) [04:38.880] Yo, here comes the Atban Klann rough and rugged [04:41.392] A rump pa bum bum [04:42.714] A rump pa bum bum [04:43.594] [04:43.921] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:46.735] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:49.347] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:51.360] And have a fxcked up new year [04:54.368] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:56.903] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [04:59.479] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:01.561] And have a fxcked up new year [05:04.616] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:07.089] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:09.690] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:11.687] And have a fxcked up new year [05:14.782] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:17.314] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:19.929] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:21.920] And have a fxcked up new year [05:24.952] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:27.588] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:30.135] Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas [05:32.114] And have a fxcked up new year [05:35.137] [05:35.318] (Eazy-E) [05:35.497] You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! [05:41.502] [05:41.816] (Mother) [05:42.744] And they all went to prison [05:44.210] And lived fxcked up lives ever after [05:47.197] The End