Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (1988 Extended Remix)-DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince

[00:18.82]Listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble [00:20.95]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble [00:23.14] [00:23.70]So next time a girl gives you the play [00:25.82]Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [00:28.45]Just last week when I was walking down the street [00:30.89]I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet [00:33.26]I walked up to her I said hello [00:35.38]She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know [00:38.14]But by the way sweetheart what's your name [00:40.44]She said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine [00:43.01]I said my name is the Prince and she said why [00:45.32]I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy [00:47.94]But enough about me yo let's talk about you [00:50.14]And all the wonderful things that you and I can do [00:53.32]I popped some cash and in a little bit of time [00:55.76]I showed some cash and the girl was mine [00:57.88]I took her over town I wined her and dined her [01:00.26]She ask me did I like her I said well kinda [01:02.38]All of a sudden she jumped out her seat [01:05.01]Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street [01:07.51]She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging [01:10.51]So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin [01:12.94]She got mad looked me dead in my face [01:14.88]Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape [01:18.01]I got scared when she started to yell [01:19.69]So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell [01:22.26]I was duckin through alleys right and left [01:24.45]But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death [01:27.32]I was arrested charged with agrivated assault [01:30.01](yo Clancy we got him) [01:31.26]But it wasn't my fault [01:32.51]Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble [01:34.57]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble [01:37.26]So next time a girl gives you the play [01:39.32]Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [01:41.67] [01:52.05]I was in a bar one Friday night [01:54.04]Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight [01:56.54]I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla [01:59.17]When this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila [02:01.41] [02:02.10]I responded by saying hello [02:03.98]She paid for my drink and then said let's go [02:06.54]20 minutes later things were starting to cook [02:08.79]As we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots [02:11.61]The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses [02:14.36]She started winking and making little passes [02:16.48]At me she pat me close that's when she got bold [02:18.86]She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold [02:21.16]We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing [02:23.66]Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring [02:26.36]I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek [02:28.54]And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets [02:31.10]I felt that it was time for me to make my move [02:33.48]I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove [02:35.98]I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue [02:38.36]A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you [02:40.86]Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin [02:43.36]And said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb [02:45.86]I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go [02:48.29]I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window [02:50.48]Just my luck we were in a snow storm [02:52.98]And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm [02:55.54]And to top the night off I had to break in my place [02:58.23]Because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case [03:00.60]I was done sneezing and coughing [03:02.92]I hope this doesn't happen to often [03:05.41]But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble [03:07.91]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble [03:10.64]So next time a girl gives you the play [03:12.65]Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away [03:14.96] [03:26.08]Yo man you think they see your point [03:28.20]I don't know I don't think they really do [03:30.02] [03:30.58]I think you should give 'em another example [03:32.46]Awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here [03:34.45] [03:34.96]I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year [03:37.77]It was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear [03:39.77]I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert [03:43.62] [03:44.24](I'm wit it) [03:45.12]It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready [03:47.31](Yeah) [03:47.81]Aight fine see you then Betty [03:49.74]I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth [03:52.12] [03:52.64]Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox [03:54.45]Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet [03:56.89]Until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet [03:59.45]I sat there for at least an hour [04:01.89]It was ten after nine before she got in the shower [04:04.58]9:35 she comes downstairs [04:06.20] [04:06.73]And said I need a little longer to finish my hair [04:09.48]At ten o'clock we had then missed the show [04:11.92]She comes downstairs and says let's go [04:14.04] [04:14.85]Go where go to sleep I'm gone [04:16.66]I was steamin like a demon as I drove home [04:18.60]But it just goes to show [04:20.36]Not trying to bust your bubble [04:21.60]But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble [04:24.54]So next time a girl gives you the play [04:26.66]Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes [04:29.23]Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away [04:31.55] [04:34.80]Man first your parents just don't understand [04:36.98]Then you having these crazy nightmares [04:39.11]I know why me man why me [04:40.92]What's next [04:41.73]Now these girls man you know how it is [04:44.11] [04:45.36]Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em