Illegal Alien-Genesis

[00:20.000]Got out of bed wasn't feeling too good [00:23.000]With my wallet and my passport [00:25.000]A new pair of shoes [00:27.000]The sun is shining so I head for the park [00:29.000]With a bottle of Tequila [00:31.000]And a new pack of cigarettes [00:33.000]I got a cousin and she got a friend [00:36.000]Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help [00:40.000]At his apartment I knocked on the door [00:43.000]He wouldn't come out until he got paid [00:48.000]Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do [00:53.000]If they find out [00:55.000]You know that they'll never let me through [01:00.000]Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien [01:06.000]No it's no fun being an illegal alien [01:13.000]Down at the office had to fill out the forms [01:16.000]A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose [01:20.000]Up to the counter to see what they think [01:22.000]They said [01:23.000]'It doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink' [01:28.000]I don't trust anybody [01:30.000]Least not around here [01:33.000]Cos it's not fun being an illegal alien [01:39.000]I tell ya it's not fun being an illegal alien [01:45.000]No no no no no it's not fun being an illegal alien [01:52.000](I mean it when I tell ya that) [01:54.000]It's no fun being an illegal alien [02:02.000]An illegal alien, O.K. [02:34.000]Consideration for your fellow man [02:39.000]Would not hurt anybody [02:43.000]It sure fits in with my plan [02:47.000]Over the border [02:49.000]There lies the promised land [02:52.000]Where everything comes easy [02:56.000]You just hold out your hand [03:13.000]Keep your suspicions [03:16.000]I've seen that look before [03:19.000]But I ain't done nothing wrong now [03:23.000]Is that such a surprise [03:26.000]But I've got a sister [03:29.000]Who'd be willing to oblige [03:32.000]She will do anything now [03:36.000]To help me get to the outside [03:54.000]So don't tell anybody what I wanna do [04:00.000]If they find out [04:02.000]You know that they'll never let me through [04:05.000]Because it's no fun being an illegal alien [04:12.000]I tell ya it's no fun being an illegal alien [04:18.000](And it's getting me down) [04:19.000]It's no fun being an illegal alien [04:25.000]No no no no no It's no fun being an illegal alien [04:33.000]It's no fun being an illegal alien...