Jax Toy-Jakeneutron/Michael Kovach/Amanda Hufford

[00:00.000] 作词 : Jake Sloan [00:01.000] 作曲 : Jake Sloan [00:03.029]Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?
你还在油管上看那些幼稚的儿童频道 ？ [00:07.415]sigh-- Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays…
哎--伙计 我本以为现代的人品味会更高些呢… [00:10.925]Maybe you could waste your time doing something mature, like taxes?
也许你可以把这些时间浪费在成熟的事上？比如交税？ [00:15.638]But I know, you won’t
但哥知道 你不会的 [00:33.435]What's got you fuming buddy
是什么让你感到气急败坏？ [00:35.379]What’s got you raging dude
是什么让你感到暴跳如雷？ [00:37.309]Did something piss you off
是有什么东西惹毛你了吗？ [00:39.152]You better learn to cope soon
你最好快点学会适应 [00:41.318]This place eats dopes for breakfast
这里把嗑药当做早餐 [00:43.199]You’ll need some thicker skin
如果你现在感到生气的话 [00:45.109]Cause if you’re angry now
那你的脸皮还要再厚些 [00:47.042]Imagine how you’ll feel when
我允你想象一下 [00:49.362]You check your bedroom and it’s crawling with snakes
走进卧室发现爬满毒蛇时的心情 [00:52.152](JAX!!!)
（JAX!!!） [00:53.042]When every step you takes a face full of rakes
当你每走一步就会踩中满地耙子 [00:55.975]Ough! ugggh…
嗷!呃啊… [00:57.167]When even seats’ are threatening a certain sound
每当你的座椅发出不详的声音(噗) [01:01.023]You’re entertainment who even needs a clown
你就是活体马戏团 谁还需要小丑 [01:04.921]Do you have any other way of entertaining yourself that doesn’t involve torturing people?
你难道就没了不折磨其他人的娱乐方式吗？ [01:09.622] [01:12.059]… No.
…没 [01:13.237]Get your Jax toy
快点拿起你的jax toy [01:14.610]Get a little laugh boy
找点乐子吧 小子 [01:16.781]So you’re not down to clown
既然你不愿当那小丑 [01:18.439]Well I won’t let that get me down
我也不会感到沮丧 [01:21.034]I’m your Jax toy
我就是你的jax toy [01:22.363]Have a little laugh boy
找点乐子吧 小子 [01:24.545]I’d say im sorry
要我说抱歉的话 [01:25.920]But it’s not that kinda party
这也不是我的派对啊 [01:28.277] [01:44.304]Wait please give me a second
等等 给我一秒钟 [01:46.215]So let me get this straight
让我把话捋直 [01:48.398]The mini jester thinks
这个小丑竟然觉得 [01:49.718]there’s a solution to our fate?
我们的命运还有救？ [01:52.073]Wait wait let’s hear her out
先听她说完 [01:54.215]Got nothing here but time
反正我们只剩时间 [01:56.153]Just let us in on what
快告诉我们 [01:57.718]Will save us here, we missed a sign?
到底漏掉了什么线索？ [01:59.870]You hear that audience
各位观众听到了吗？ [02:01.220]You’re in for a show
好戏即将开场-- [02:03.973]We’re breaking numbers
数据已开始崩坏 [02:05.407]But we’re suffering though
但我们正在受苦 [02:07.832]And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
而你正在屏幕前偷笑 [02:11.846]I think I’ll join you, giving a little beam
让我也加入你 在那幸灾乐祸 [02:15.694]What is it?
怎么了 [02:16.300]Are you crying from the
是被那句 [02:17.635]Jab to the side
讽刺戳中了吗？ [02:18.500]Can’t handle snide comments
连阴阳怪气都承受不住 [02:19.896]Looking to confide in Ragatha
想找Ragatha倾诉？ [02:21.844]Good luck with that to ya
就祝你好运喽 [02:22.940]I’m giving gold to those
我要给那些倒霉蛋 [02:24.335]Misfortunate enough to
颁个奖 [02:25.894]end up In a circus
毕竟来到这马戏团 [02:27.030]From a rancid purchase
金怪当初瞎眼买了的 [02:28.327]Of A headset
烂头衔 [02:29.127]Just my luck
真走运啊 [02:29.757]Had gone and cursed us
把我们都诅咒了个遍 [02:31.047]You wanna smile
你想要笑？ [02:32.254]And ease your mind
想要放松心情？ [02:33.416]Then lighten up
那就看远点 [02:34.507]So says my sign
这就是我的标志 [02:35.795] [02:36.469]Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted
Caine 我认为你那破收音机也该修修了 [02:39.352] [02:40.040]Get your Jax toy
快点拿给你的jax toy [02:41.444]Get a little laugh boy
找点乐子吧 小子 [02:43.602]So you’re not down to clown
既然你不愿当那小丑 [02:45.316]Well I won’t let that get me down
我也不会感到沮丧 [02:47.761]I’m your Jax toy
我就是你的jax toy [02:49.382]Have a little laugh boy
找点乐子吧 小子 [02:51.538]I’d say im sorry
要我说抱歉的话 [02:52.894]But it’s not that kinda party
这也不是我的派对啊 [02:55.053] [02:58.229]Yep, That’s Me
对 这就是我 [02:59.196] [03:01.305]I’ll keep you company
在你身边 [03:03.160] [03:06.220]Still Me
依然是我