Avant Gardener-Courtney Barnett

[00:39.28]I sleep in late [00:41.34]Another day [00:43.40]Oh what a wonder [00:45.56]Oh what a waste. [00:47.89]It's a monday [00:49.85]It's so mundane [00:51.77]What exciting things [00:53.57]Will happen today? [00:55.98]The yard is full of hard rubbish it's a mess and [01:00.14]I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab [01:04.34]We should ammend that [01:06.59]I pull the sheets back [01:08.48]It's 40 degrees [01:09.90]And i feel like i'm dying. [01:12.98]Life's getting hard in here [01:14.80]So i do some gardening [01:17.05]Anything to take my mind away from where it's s'posed to be. [01:21.31]The nice lady next door talks of green beds [01:25.11]And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them [01:29.77]I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. [01:33.73]Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes. [01:38.08]I feel pro-active [01:40.28]I pull out ****s [01:42.33]All of a sudden [01:43.93]I'm having trouble breathing in. [02:36.90]My hands are shaky [02:39.01]My knees are weak [02:41.06]I can't seem to stand [02:42.72]On my own two feet [02:44.73]I'm breathing but i'm wheezing [02:46.74]Feel like i'm emphysem-in' [02:48.88]My throat feels like a funnel [02:50.68]Filled with weet bix and kerosene and [02:53.46]Oh no, next thing i know [02:55.57]They call up triple o [02:57.53]I'd rather die than owe the hospital [03:00.22]Till I get old [03:01.87]I get adrenaline [03:03.59]Straight to the heart [03:05.43]I feel like Uma Thurman [03:07.88]Post-overdosing kick start [03:10.07]Reminds me of the time [03:12.03]When i was really sick and i [03:13.28]Had too much pseudoephedrine and i [03:15.85]Couldn't sleep at night [03:18.55]Halfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent [03:20.34]He's probably wondering what i'm doing getting in an ambulance [03:26.76]The paramedic thinks i'm clever cos i play guitar [03:30.87]I think she's clever cos she stops people dying [03:34.98]Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic [03:38.84]Should've stayed in bed today [03:40.68]I much prefer the mundane. [03:43.24]I take a hit from [03:45.22]An asthma puffer [03:47.33]I do it wrong [03:48.77]I was never good at smoking bongs. [03:52.98]I'm not that good at breathing in.