Mega Marital Problems-Starbomb

[00:00.00]Hello, Mega Man. und Mrs. Mega Man. [00:03.29]Welcome to couples' therapy. I'm Dr. Wily. [00:05.54]Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now? [00:08.16]But you're evil, and bent on world domination! [00:09.88]Not anymore. Those days are behind me. [00:12.30]Don't question it! Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat. [00:15.94]Okay... [00:16.48]Well you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life [00:18.52]A Mega House with two kids, and a hot Mega Wife [00:20.55]But I got a little problem with my android bride [00:22.74]When it comes to making love, she's never satisfied [00:24.88]We've been ****ing for decades! *** has gotten routine! [00:26.85]We gotta spice that **** up, I'm not a total machine! [00:28.88]I'm sick of all the romance, and the cuddles, and the love [00:31.14]It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff! [00:32.90]It would be seeming to me that the problem here [00:36.83]Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear [00:41.08]But she says the same thing, like a tape recorder! [00:43.23]Quiet! The doctor is talking -- there must be order! [00:45.92]...Sorry, I'm not evil anymore. [00:49.53]You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills [00:53.50]And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled [00:58.00]Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam [01:01.93]Or getting burnt by fire*****; she's a freaky man's dream [01:06.39]Is that what you want, hon? A Robot Master? [01:08.56]Get out and do it, you stupid bastard! [01:10.75]Your marriage will be healthy like pure spring water [01:12.86]Now leave my office before you are slaughtered! [01:14.91]Fine, I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage [01:16.90]For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage [01:19.03]First I'll take on Fire Man, not much of a test [01:20.82]Oh, your weakness is ice? I woulda never ****ing guessed. [01:23.11]Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time [01:25.18]Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my ****ing mind. [01:27.39]I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches [01:29.53]Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little *****es [01:31.61]Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life [01:35.52]I am Mega Man Zero, and I'm here to plow your wife [01:39.63]I bring *** moves from the future, and my skills are vast [01:43.67]Like my super double ultra mega nutbuster cumblast (Oh!) [01:48.41]Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks [01:51.89]I'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the **** [01:56.17]My shining armor is red, the color of victory [02:00.49]While your fruity suit is blue, like your ***** will soon be [02:05.63]Wait! What are you doing...? [02:08.58]Mega ****... activate! [02:13.17]So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the Masters [02:15.58]And killed Zero with his mega laser *******-blaster [02:17.64]And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes! More!" [02:19.72]Then she loved him again, 'cause she's a shallow whore [02:23.05]Sorry, that was misogynistic. [02:26.05]She is a whore, though. [02:27.17]What did you say?! [02:28.37]Nothing! [02:29.90]...Douche.