Regretroid-Starbomb

[00:02.97]There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space [00:05.67]And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face [00:08.81]Her name was Samus Aran, and she would destroy Metroids [00:11.99]When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed [00:15.31]She stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding [00:18.63]And her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding [00:21.92]What?! [00:22.18]Uh, nothing! I was just saying that you're brave [00:24.92]Uh... okay... hey, look over there! It's Kraid! [00:28.47]I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen [00:31.37]You're gonna die, ************, I take up five screens [00:34.58]I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy! [00:37.89]Then you'll be digested and converted to feces! [00:41.19]I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes [00:44.26]And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs [00:47.43]And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy? [00:50.71]Is that a problem, you ****?! [00:51.99]Uh... no! Prepare to die! [00:54.03]Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight [00:56.93]She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight [01:00.10]And Kraid said: [01:00.75]No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake [01:03.36]I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked [01:06.84]But Samus said: [01:07.63]What pisses me off most in this world [01:09.78]Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl [01:13.05]So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies [01:16.11]And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes! [01:19.72]Stop treating me like I'm a *** object! [01:22.75]Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect! [01:25.50]Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to me that way! [01:29.04]Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain! [01:32.21]Get the **** off my planet, this is your last chance! [01:35.31]I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants [01:38.48]That's it, you're all ****ing dead! [01:40.13]What? This room feels stuffy [01:41.81]By the way, do you like puppies? [01:43.64]Here's a basket of puppies! [01:48.99]Whoops. Killed the puppies.