Poor Unfortunate Souls-Various Artists

[00:00.72]The only way to get what you want... [00:02.36]...is to become a human yourself! [00:05.24](Gasps with excitement) Can you do that? [00:07.97]My dear, sweet child, [00:11.28]That's what I do... [00:12.94]It's what I live for. [00:14.82]To help unfortunate merfolk, [00:17.77]Like yourself... [00:19.58]Poor souls with no one else to turn to... [00:26.00](singing) I admit that in the past I've been a nasty [00:29.20]They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch [00:32.59]But you'll find that nowadays [00:34.29]I've mended all my ways [00:36.20]Repented, seen the light and made a switch [00:39.17]True? [00:39.88]Yes! [00:41.52]And I fortunately know a little magic [00:45.20]It's a talent that I always have possessed [00:48.30]And dear lady, please don't laugh [00:49.99]I use it on behalf [00:51.94]Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed [00:55.34](Pathetic) [00:57.56]Poor unfortunate souls [01:00.43]In pain [01:02.10]In need [01:03.68]This one longing to be thinner [01:05.16]That one wants to get the girl [01:07.90]And do I help them? [01:08.30]Yes, indeed [01:10.10]Those poor unfortunate souls [01:12.81]So sad [01:14.25]So true [01:16.13]They come flocking to my cauldron [01:17.57]Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!" [01:19.46]And I help them? [01:20.23]Yes, I do [01:22.53]Now it's happened once or twice [01:24.28]Someone couldn't pay the price [01:26.36]And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals [01:31.35]Yes, I've had the odd complaint [01:33.50]But on the whole I've been a saint... [01:36.88]To those poor unfortunate souls [01:45.68]Have we got a deal? [01:47.58]If I become human... [01:49.16]I'll never be with my father or sisters again. [01:51.46]That's right [01:52.65]But, you'll have, your man. (laughs slyly) [01:56.44]Life's full of tough choices, i'nnit? (laughs slyly) [02:02.18]Oh! [02:03.38]And there is, one, more, thing! [02:06.54]We haven't discussed the subject of payment. [02:08.66]But I don't have any - [02:09.53]I'm not asking much. [02:11.23]Just a token, really! [02:12.91]A trifle! [02:13.75]What I want from you is . . . [02:16.49]Your voice. [02:18.16]But without my voice, how can I - [02:20.26]You'll have your looks! [02:22.54]Your pretty face! [02:24.42]And don't underestimate [02:26.23]The importance of ... body language! [02:30.14]Ha! [02:30.99]The men up there don't like a lot of blabber [02:33.87]They think a girl who gossips is a bore [02:36.62]Yes, on land it's much preferred [02:38.50]For ladies not to say a word [02:39.33]And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for? [02:42.12]Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation [02:45.97]True gentlemen avoid it when they can [02:48.72]But they dote and swoon and fawn [02:50.31]On a lady who's withdrawn [02:51.93]It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man [02:54.40]Come on, you poor unfortunate soul [02:58.36]Go ahead! [02:59.75]Make your choice! [03:01.45]I'm a very busy woman [03:02.80]And I haven't got all day [03:04.71]It won't cost much: [03:06.45]Just your voice! [03:07.66]You poor unfortunate soul! [03:10.12]It's sad, [03:11.25]But true! [03:12.74]If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet [03:14.46]You've got to pay the toll [03:15.79]Take a gulp and take a breath [03:16.99]And go ahead and sign the scroll! [03:18.94](Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys) [03:21.22]The boss is on a roll [03:24.55]This poor unfortunate soul... [03:36.25]Beluga sevruga [03:37.91]Come winds of the Caspian Sea [03:42.17]Larengix glaucitis [03:43.44]Et max laryngitis [03:45.21]La voce to me [03:49.90]Now, sing! [03:52.42]Aah... [03:57.37]Keep singing!