McFly The Musical-McFly

[00:00.55]McFly the Musical (Live) - McFly [00:09.79]10 years have gone by, in the blink of an eye, [00:14.22] [00:15.41]Time really seems to fly when you're in McFly [00:19.83] [00:23.26]So thanks for coming here tonight, [00:25.95]I hope that we aren't playing *****te [00:28.32] [00:29.94]And if we are, please be polite, or Doug will cry [00:34.25] [00:36.49]I wrote this song so that collective [00:39.49]leeway could get some perspective [00:41.55] [00:42.30]Before we play and you scream, cheer and clap [00:46.35] [00:50.03]So please allow me if I may, to take you some place far away, [00:56.40] [00:59.58]And quickly give a brief 10 year recap. [01:03.82] [01:08.32]In 2001, I attended an audition and became [01:14.68]the 4th addition to the Busted 1st addition [01:17.05]After 24 hours, those frickin' Busted bastards, [01:20.05]Kicked me out and told me I was not what they're after [01:22.86]But I'd have done the same if I was in their position, [01:25.66]But I'd have kicked the one out with the eyebrow condition [01:28.72]That wasn't the end, no, it didn't stop there [01:32.15]In 2003, up in Bolton somewhere [01:36.21] [01:39.87]I met someone with talent oozing out of his bones, [01:42.37]That's right folks, he was called Danny Jones [01:45.24]His skills on the guitar really are quite insane, [01:47.99]But what balances his talent is his microscopic brain [01:51.23]He agreed that him and me should right a bunch of songs, [01:54.16] [01:54.97]So we got a record deal and here's where it goes wrong [01:57.28]We held an audition and two guys came along, [02:00.84] [02:01.46]Called Dougie and Harry, and that's how McFly was born [02:08.20] [02:21.18]Being McFly is pretty awesome, you get to do radical things [02:25.61] [02:26.42]Like touring round the world from Madrid to Brazil, [02:29.29]Or building schools in Africa for kids that are ill [02:32.29]Yes, everyday is different but equally thrilling, [02:35.10]There's no way of knowing what tomorrow will bring [02:38.15] [02:39.78]Being McFly is pretty awesome, it's not very hard to see why [02:44.83]It's so awesome being M-C-F-L-Y [02:48.45] [02:56.98]Being McFly is pretty wicked, but I am just one of four guys, [03:01.41] [03:02.15]I'm the only one who's not been on reality shows, [03:04.92]But if I did I know I'd be recieving your votes, [03:07.85]'cause I can do the tango with some folks that are famous, [03:10.41]Or chill out in the jungle eating ostrich's anus [03:13.15] [03:14.83]Or there's the Big Brother house, but I would never go in, [03:17.64]'cause I'd rather sing some opera with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen [03:20.82] [03:22.44]Or I could stay home writing songs for One Direction, [03:24.88]In search for sing-alongable musical perfection, [03:27.70] [03:28.26]and spend an hour admiring my Harry Potter wand collection [03:32.57] [03:36.76]Dougie wants to add a joke in here about erections [03:40.26] [03:43.57]But it's a family show, so I'm making some corrections, [03:46.44]For those ***** eating, jungle swingers, ballroom dancing, opera singers [03:50.99] [03:52.99]Being McFly is pretty awesome, it's not very hard to see why, [03:57.92]It's so awesome being M-C-F-L-Y [04:00.54] [04:04.22]It's been M-otional [04:05.91] [04:06.47]C-eems so F-ortless [04:08.84] [04:09.53]I'd do it all again for the L of it [04:11.96]Just don't ask me Y [04:13.83] [04:14.71]It's been M-barrassing [04:16.70] [04:17.89]C-eems so F-ing stressful [04:20.01] [04:20.57]But overall it's been de Lightful [04:22.88]It's hard to Y [04:24.57] [04:25.44]Every now and then the strangest things go on, [04:29.43] [04:31.06]Like being on the cover of a gay magazine with no clothes on [04:36.11] [04:39.98]But after 10 years of it, we just don't give a *****t, [04:42.78]We will do anything, literally anything [04:45.84]We might even pull our trousers down and wave around our dingalings [04:51.02] [04:55.58]Being McFly is pretty awesome, but it's not been the easiest ride [05:00.01] [05:00.82]Dougie went to rehab and thank God he came back, [05:03.38]I lost loads of weight and now I'm no longer fat, [05:06.25]Danny's going bald so he might start wearing hats [05:08.93]We've had our share of tabloid covered exploiting romance, [05:12.05]We still don't know if Harry really ****ged Lindsay Lohan [05:14.86]Check me out, 'cause I can play piano with one hand [05:17.92]That's how awesome you become if you are in my band [05:21.04]You paid for the ticket so should probably buy a programme [05:25.66] [05:31.46]Oh, being McFly is freakin' awesome! [05:34.39] [05:35.64]But I am only one of four, [05:38.45] [05:39.88]The other three are equally as awesome as me, [05:43.81]We're just about as awesome as a pop band can be [05:48.12]Our awesomeness is tangible, it's easy to see [05:51.93]Why we're so freaking radical, occasionally magical, [05:56.29]Dramatical, fanatical, for us, matter-of-factual, [06:00.29]Tactual, fantastical, contractual, we sold out shows! [06:04.53]There's no turning back at all from McFly [06:08.71] [06:13.58]M - Emotional after 10 years [06:16.26]C - See my eyes are filling with tears [06:19.32]F - It's effortless [06:20.94]L - Like elephants! [06:22.19]Y - 'Cause we're awesome! [06:23.75]Just like McFly [06:26.87] [06:32.86]M! C! F! L! Y!