Go See The Doctor-Kool Moe Dee

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dewese [00:30.34]Three days later, go see the doctor... [00:42.32]I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat [00:45.86]Clapping my hands and stomping my feet [00:48.39]I saw a little lady so neet and petite [00:50.86]She was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet [00:53.64]So I asked this lady could I take her out [00:56.03]We could wine and dine and we could talk about [00:58.70]The birds and the bees in my waterbed [01:01.89]And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head [01:04.40]We continued to talk, and before you knew it [01:06.99]We were at my house and it was time to do it [01:09.66]As soon as I finished, I lost my poise [01:12.05]Ran outside and told all my boys [01:14.73]I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it" [01:17.66]They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?" [01:20.51]The poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her [01:23.03]But three days later, go see the doctor [01:36.17]I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right [01:38.65]She felt so good, hugged me so tight [01:41.33]I said "Good night" [01:45.85]Three days later... [01:47.18]Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing [01:49.25]Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing [01:51.99]I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!" [01:54.72]I'm a kill that girl next time I see her [01:57.30]The madder I got, the more I reminice [01:59.57]Why is my thing thing burning like this? [02:02.30]Well I remember the first day I saw that girl [02:05.04]I just couldn't wait to rock her world [02:07.56]I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?" [02:10.45]What have I done stuck my **** in? [02:13.32]Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave [02:15.55]Calls her Mrs. Microwave [02:18.12]Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn [02:20.71]The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned [02:23.44]But the poontang was **** and you know that I rocked her [02:26.07]But three days later, go see the doctor [03:36.73]I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" [03:39.81]He said "Turn around boy and take this shot" [03:42.44]I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?" [03:45.07]Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt [03:47.80]He turned and said in a real deep voice [03:50.33]"Have it your way, if that's your choice [03:52.91]And I'll put it down if you want me to put it [03:55.99]But don't blame me if it turns into a foot [03:58.77]Extending from the middle of your body [04:01.10]And the next time you see your cute hottie [04:03.62]You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do [04:06.25]Is just kick her, so go take karate" [04:09.29]As I turned around to receive my injection [04:11.77]I said "Next time I'll use some protection" [04:14.39]If I see another girl and I get an erection [04:16.92]I'm walking in the other direction [04:19.75]Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance [04:22.13]So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants [04:24.65]And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her [04:27.54]Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor