King Lear (Bonus Track)-Sam Lachow

[00:01.41] [Intro] [00:10.25] Pa-pa-pa-pa (x3) [00:20.49] [00:21.31] [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] [00:25.62] My bald dad is way too ****ing cool for a toupée [00:28.42] My little brother won't stop playing NBA, 2K! [00:31.48] My girl says I should make some real hip-hop, like Lupe [00:34.89] And stop saying you ***** in every song [00:36.90] Touché! [00:38.11] Damn, I have no money when I need it [00:40.95] These days I don't seem to get the munchies when I 'm ****ed [00:44.15] Last song was hella hoppin', and never caught a buzz [00:46.93] I guess I'm not the famous rapper that I thought I was [00:50.12] [00:52.10] [Bridge] [00:52.38] I'm always late to the venue [00:53.88] I'm always ready to order [00:55.15] I never check out the menu [00:56.62] Then you, quickly realize you passed on the right dish [00:59.78] And when your homeys play the rap [01:01.38] You gonna ask for a bite **** [01:02.91] Then you, hit the stage and realize none of your people showed up [01:06.23] Instead of feeling crunchy, you blame it on your promoter [01:09.43] Then you, tell your friends they offend you [01:11.67] You don't feel any better than you did, but you pretend to [01:12.60] [01:13.60] [Hook] [01:14.69] I had to check my attitude to get [01:16.58] I'm too high, egos too high [01:19.95] I had to calm down [01:21.32] Who's the cool guy now? [01:22.62] I'm King Lear [01:24.05] I'm King Lear [01:25.64] A human being [01:26.58] I'm King Lear [01:28.07] my attitude to get [01:28.70] [01:29.20] [Hook] [01:29.54] I'm too high, egos too high [01:32.30] I had to calm down [01:33.97] Who's the cool guy now? [01:35.31] I'm King Lear [01:36.71] I'm King Lear [01:38.29] A human being [01:39.40] I'm King Lear [01:40.18] [01:41.26] [Verse 2: Sam Lachow] [01:41.40] Yesterday a blogger told me switch up my style [01:43.75] I need a little more hipster, a little less of Lachow [01:46.70] Maybe then they right about the track you worked so long on [01:50.49] Maybe then you'll find the ****ing blog to put your song on [01:53.64] Damn, Sam [01:54.91] Is that what YouTube needs? [01:55.20] [01:55.70] [Outro] [01:56.56] Another stoner white rapper on your YouTube screen? [01:59.66] I keep telling myself I'm happening [02:01.61] The hottest kid in Manhattan [02:03.07] I'm rapping around my thoughts [02:04.60] With a maker's mark on the rocks [02:06.03] My ladies love me, how *****ing is that? [02:08.99] I like to show off to my friends [02:10.87] Although women are bad [02:12.31] So when I'm feeling insecure about my lyrics and raps [02:15.53] I just cure my insecurities securing with that [02:18.51] [02:18.76] [Bridge 2] [02:19.22] When I'm in Seattle [02:20.62] I'm feeling sort of important [02:22.01] Then I fly down to New York [02:23.42] And see how enormous the world is [02:25.37] [02:25.63] [Interlude] [02:25.84] I'd like to make a song that makes the Earth a better place [02:28.39] But I'm not a king, I guess I'd better wait [02:30.56] I had to check my attitude to get [02:32.76] I'm too high, egos too high [02:35.55] I had to calm down [02:36.92] Who's the cool guy now? [02:38.39] I'm King Lear [02:39.53] I'm King Lear [02:41.14] A human being [02:42.40] I'm King Lear [02:43.73] my attitude to get [02:45.42] I'm too high, egos too high [02:48.28] I had to calm down [02:49.75] Who's the cool guy now? [02:50.96] I'm King Lear [02:52.46] I'm King Lear [02:53.77] A human being [02:55.17] I'm King Lear [02:56.61] I'm not a God, I'm not a king [02:59.63] I'm just a human being that's alive [03:03.00] And I give thanks to the Almighty gravity [03:05.07] That keeps the kingdom on the ground [03:06.79] Cause it gets me when I come down [03:09.50] I'm so high [03:12.12] I need to open my eyes, I need to open my mind [03:15.50] And so do you [03:18.51] And so do you... [03:25.03] [03:25.18] I love you more then word can be of the matter [03:29.53] I love each breath... [03:33.12]