Lemony Snicket-Sam Lachow

[00:01.16] Lemony Snicket (Featuring Nacho Picasso) [00:04.60] H to the E to the Double L O [00:07.97] Thanks for calling my cellular phone [00:10.54] I couldn't make it at the moment [00:12.68] Hope that you understand [00:13.65] Just leave your name and number [00:15.56] I'll get back when I can [00:17.51] I'm all tied up [00:18.44] I'm the busiest man [00:19.34] And if you called to kick it [00:20.90] Well yes I am, down [00:22.52] So at the beeping sound [00:24.88] Just leave a little message that should be 'bout now [00:28.00] [00:51.69] Jiminy Cricket silence critics when I spit it [00:53.91] Lemony Snicket acting violent out of pigment [00:56.67] Dying when I stick it she be crying when I kick it [00:59.59] I ain't dialing seven digits 'less she ride with seven *****es [01:02.20] Her booty poking out like she hiding seven midgets [01:05.53] Been high for seven days, I can't help but look suspicious [01:08.31] If I can find a gal who ain't slept with all my ****** [01:11.38] It'd probably be for nothing because I slept with all her sisters [01:14.25] Moor gang militia [01:15.70] Whore gang's malicious [01:17.15] More mind your bidness, and ignore my mistress [01:19.99] I would explain it all, but go find Clarissa [01:22.54] I went to get a latte and ****ed up her wrist-a [01:25.94] Oops I meant barista [01:27.17] Scooped her like Batista [01:28.70] Party like [?] [01:30.67] Your party's like my pre-funk [01:34.09] Harley had my teeth numb [01:35.12] I'll pop it like I'm re-run [01:36.13] And paint her face with precum [01:37.42] Dance, Dance, Rally [01:39.65] Dance, Dance, Rally [01:40.96] Dance, Dance, Rally [01:42.62] Dance, Dance, Rally,Rally [01:43.95] Dance, Dance, Rally [01:45.00] Dance, Dance, Rally [01:46.18] Dance, Dance, Rally [01:47.85] Dance, Dance, Rally,Rally [01:49.45] Hey, yo [01:50.66] There he goes [01:51.84] The man who stole the **** I was about to smoke [01:54.48] When I wasn't looking he was out the door [01:56.97] Now I got no **** to roll [01:59.04] The chow! [02:00.52] My name is Sammy, but you can call me Huck [02:02.67] What up [02:03.57] Andre Nickatina [?], What up [02:05.17] Banana goo we never losing half an appetite [02:08.41] I've been lucky to blow the best of the best since apple pipes [02:11.19] We would [02:12.73] Hotbox the droptop with salsa [02:14.69] Hit the jojo then we gogo from the popopopo [02:17.87] Potentially [02:20.93] Highest human being in the high school assembly [02:23.46] I'm a friend of thee [02:25.13] I'm known as essentially [02:26.70] Sammy A.K.A. my ex-landlords enemy [02:29.56] Hennessy and shrooms in my big blue room [02:32.11] Now I can't tell the difference between my dog and the hue [02:34.78] Man [02:36.07] Excuse me now for acting ridiculous [02:37.79] I'm nocturnal [02:39.58] Walked off of Dracula's *****es [02:40.54] Is it just me or is that [?] [02:42.18] Why we bumping fast cars [02:43.94] Can't think of a last bar but [02:45.68] **** it [02:47.81] Dance, Dance, Rally [02:48.77] Dance, Dance, Rally [02:49.95] Dance, Dance, Rally [02:51.45] Dance, Dance, Rally,Rally [02:53.01] Dance, Dance, Rally [02:54.21] Dance, Dance, Rally [02:55.73] Dance, Dance, Rally [02:57.39] Dance, Dance, Rally,Rally [02:58.75] Hey, yo [03:00.07] There he goes [03:01.44] The man who stole the **** I was about to smoke [03:04.02] When I wasn't looking he was out the door [03:06.42] Now I got no **** to roll [03:08.49] I said I don't like the Seattle police [03:12.72] I said I don't like the Seattle police [03:15.22] And I won't bite when they ask me to speak [03:18.20] I said I won't bite when they ask me to speak [03:21.48] I said I don't like the Seattle police [03:24.41] I said I don't like the Seattle police [03:27.18] I said I won't bite when they ask me to speak [03:30.18] And I won't bite when they ask me to speak [03:33.03]