The Frog Is Out of Frogness-Natasha Luna

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Natasha Luna Málaga [00:01.44]Once upon a time
从前 [00:03.80]There was a frog who couldn't change his color
有一只青蛙 他不会变色 [00:08.95]And afraid of predators
害怕捕食者 [00:11.99]He'd never leave his home
他从来没离开过家 [00:16.18]All his toxins were so mild that he thought
他的毒性太弱了 所以他想 [00:20.11]"It'd only take a bit of salt
只要一点点盐 [00:22.93]To abridge its bad taste
就可以减轻毒液的味道 [00:25.24]Forget about the poison
别想毒液了 [00:26.72]It'd only cause a stomach ache"
它只会让胃痛而已 [00:28.90]So the frog thought:
所以青蛙想： [00:30.34]"I won't procreate
我不会生孩子的 [00:32.18]I always thought we were disgusting anyway
我总觉得我们很恶心 [00:36.29]And who would care about becoming a tasteless prince
谁会想为成为一个食之无味的王子呢 [00:39.81]And stand a moron princess everyday,
同样 有一位愚笨公主 每天呆立着 [00:45.10]All the frogs around wake up so early in the morning just to dance
身边的青蛙都起得很早 赶去跳舞 [00:50.74]So they can glare a princess who's so bored and dumb
他们只看到这位公主无聊又沉默 [00:54.44]That she would kiss whoever tells her that she's fine"
如果有谁告诉她“你很好” 她会亲吻他