Re: Your Brains (Live 2014)-Jonathan Coulton

[00:04.34]Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
嘿呀 Tom，我是大厅办公室里的Bob [00:08.92]Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
见到你真好啊伙计，最近过的怎么样？ [00:13.66]Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
我这里都差不多，除了我现在是个僵尸 [00:21.54]I really wish you'd let us in
我真希望你能让我们进去 [00:26.18]I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
我想我能在我说“我懂”的时候能代表我们所有人 [00:32.39]Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
你为什么对我们的要求犹豫不决 [00:37.96]But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming
但这有个提示：你会在尖叫中死去 [00:44.86]All we want to do is eat your brains
我们想做的只是吃掉你的脑子 [00:49.67]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
我们不是无理取闹，我是说没人会吃了你的眼 [00:55.00]All we want to do is eat your brains
我们想做的只是吃掉你的脑子 [01:01.49]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
我们陷入了僵局，也许我们应该妥协 [01:07.18]If you open up the doors
如果你打开门 [01:11.56]We'll all come inside and eat your brains
我们会全进去并且吃掉你的脑子 [01:17.67]I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
我不想吹毛求疵，Tom，但是这真是你的计划？ [01:22.94]To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
把你的余生都锁在商场里？ [01:27.87]Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
也许现在你还能扛着，但是总有一天你会弹尽粮绝 [01:37.63]And then you'll have to make the call
然后你就不得不做个决定 [01:40.23]I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
看到你没有考虑好这件事我并不感到惊讶 [01:48.22]You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
你从来不能做长远打算 [01:54.60]But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly
但是Tom，我做的就是长远打算，我打算慢慢地吃掉你 [02:01.91]All we want to do is eat your brains
我们想做的只是吃掉你的脑子 [02:06.87]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
我们不是无理取闹，我是说没人会吃了你的眼 [02:12.59]All we want to do is eat your brains
我们想做的只是吃掉你的脑子 [02:19.21]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
我们陷入了僵局，也许我们应该妥协 [02:25.12]If you open up the doors
如果你打开门 [02:29.97]We'll all come inside and eat your brains
我们会全进去并且吃掉你的脑子 [02:35.24]I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
我愿意尽我所能帮助你，Tom [02:40.74]I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
我很欣赏你和我一起工作的方式 [02:46.77]I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
我不是怪物，Tom，好吧，从技术上来说我是 [02:52.88]I guess I am
我想我确实是 [03:20.15]I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
我另有约会，Tom，也许我们可以结束了 [03:25.97]I know we'll get to common ground somehow
我知道我们总会达到共识的 [03:30.70]Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
与此同时，我还要向那些在门上乱咬的同事汇报 [03:39.99]I guess we'll table this for now
我想我们现在就得讨论这个问题 [03:43.79]I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
我很高兴看到你能接受建设性的批评 [03:51.08]Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
谢谢你花时间，我知道我们俩都挺忙 [03:58.00]And we'll put this thing to bed
而且我们会把这些全放在一边 [04:01.36]When I bash your head open
当我把你的头砸开的时候 [04:04.86]All we want to do is eat your brains
我们想做的只是吃掉你的脑子 [04:09.82]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
我们不是无理取闹，我是说没人会吃了你的眼 [04:15.46]All we want to do is eat your brains
我们想做的只是吃掉你的脑子 [04:22.35]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
我们陷入了僵局，也许我们应该妥协 [04:27.92]If you open up the doors
如果你打开门 [04:32.41]We'll all come inside and eat your brains
我们会全进去并且吃掉你的脑子